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Konosuba Volume 3: Epilogue

Epilogue

TL: Skythewood

Editor: Adam, Cannongerbil, Veritaum, Boring bone, Xenthur


Aqua

– It’s been some time since our battle with that strange devil.

Kazuma, the rest of the party and I were summoned to the adventurer’s guild.

Really, Kazuma was so troublesome.

Why did that guy keep getting into trouble?

I don’t want to fight with Demon King’s generals anymore.

Can’t I have a little more peace and quiet?

Of course, I still want to return to heaven. I haven’t encountered anything good since coming to this world.

“Wow, you really have exceptional talent for useless stuff.”

Kazuma mocked me while I was doodling on the table.

“Of course, who do you think I am?”

As the goddess of water, playing with water is but a small matter.

“I don’t think anyone will doubt you if you claimed to be the goddess of parties.”

I really felt like giving that filthy mouth of Kazuma a holy punch.

But the generous me wouldn’t do something like that.

It… It’s not because I’m afraid of Kazuma fighting back.

Yup, that’s right… Not afraid at all… Not even a little.

Megumin who kept stirring trouble and Darkness who kept saying perverted things gave Kazuma plenty of stress after all, so I should treat him better.

The kids in this party were all unreliable. As a goddess, I had to watch over them.

“… Hey, you’re thinking of something weird, right? Why are you looking at me with pitying eyes? It feels so infuriating for you to stare at me like this.”

When I displayed my mature side, Kazuma sprouted his nonsense.

It must be because he was too childish and lacked calcium.

But he would become mature in the future.

After all, it’s the reason the guild was asking for us–

 

Megumin

– I didn’t do much this time.

I wasn’t as bad as Aqua and Darkness, but I did trouble Kazuma sometimes. So, I was thinking of supporting him well this time…

I’m the only normal person in this party, so if I don’t pull myself together…

My familiar, Chomusuke, was resting on the table. Kazuma probably bribed it with food, that’s why she likes him so much.

“… This fellow gets along well with me, but it hates Aqua. So, it’s true that animals will be close to people with a kind heart.”

“The kind me was thinking about being nicer to Kazuma who had been troubled so much by everyone, but I just heard something incredible. Are you implying that the holy me doesn’t have a kind personality?”

“Yes, and what are you going to do about it?”

Kazuma and Aqua started fighting, making Chomusuke scramble away to its home base–which is my shoulder.

At a corner of the guild, Yunyun, who was planning to work together with me to prove Kazuma’s innocence, was eating a set meal all by herself.

Just stop being stubborn and eat with us. You don’t keep brooding on our ‘rival’ relationship.

Kazuma cleared his suspicion of being a spy of the Demon King’s army, but he would still need to give thanks to Yunyun who worked hard behind the scenes.

“Ugh… No more…”

A low moan came from the seat opposite of Kazuma.

Darkness was lying on the table with her face blushed and was trembling.

Her face turned red every time an adventurer teased her.

The aristocratic lady was too naive. She seemed like a cool beauty but her emotions fluctuated widely, which made others want to bully her.

… Okay.

I stood up and walked to Darkness’s side–

 

Darkness

– Why did it turn out like this?

Just why?

“Stop messing around! Like I said, including the havoc during the trial, you caused the most trouble! If I had to rank the three of you by how much trouble you gave, it would be you! Megumin! Darkness! If you get it, then don’t stir any more trouble before my award ceremony! Just go to that wall and count how many lines there are!”

“Wahhh! Kazuma, you’re too mean! I didn’t get into trouble intentionally! The flood with Beldia and the barrier at the cemetery–everything I did was for the people!”

“Wait a minute, I should be the one who caused the least trouble!”

I hugged my head and rest it face down on the table, ignoring the squabbling three.

At this moment, someone spoke to me from behind.

“Hey Lalatina! What a cute name you have.”

This made me tremble.

“Lalatina-chan~ Let’s buy some clothes that suit your cute name! I’ll pick some for you!”

I shook even more.

“By the way, Lalatina… It sounds like some famous lady, so eloquent.”

Please show mercy…!

After solving the matchmaking issue, another problem surfaced–

I lift my head and stared with teary eyes at the man behind all this.

“Oh, what is it Lalatina? Why make such a scary face; it doesn’t suit the cute name you have.”

“Ugh…!”

Even my ears were turning red. I gritted my teeth and endured Kazuma’s mocking.

He did say he would do something that would make me beg for mercy if I lost…!

Ah, that coward!

I was looking forward to it and he backed off in the end…!

In the end, that Alexei didn’t mention anything further.

He had his eyes on me for so long, I didn’t think he would let it go so easily.

“Oh, it’s about to start. I’ll be back in no time, Lalatina.”

Kazuma said as he stood up. I picked up the wooden cup near my hand and threw it at him.

 

Kazuma

“Adventurer, Satou Kazuma-san!”

I basked in the passionate gaze of the adventurers as I stood before the guild counter.

“In honor of your contributions in ensuring the safety of the city, we offer you our thanks. Further to this, we would like to apologize for the false accusation–”

Sena bowed deeply as she said. I received the letter of thanks from her hand.

– This happened a week after the battle with Vanir.

If I really was a spy of the Demon King’s army, I wouldn’t have sacrificed so much in order to destroy a general of the Demon King’s army. And thus, my suspicion was cleared.

Sena, who witnessed my entire fight with Vanir, absolved me from the crime of treason. And I finally received my bounty for taking down the Mobile Fortress Destroyer.

Thanks to that, I could compensate the landlord for his mansion.

Darkness had made a full recovery, and the four of us were summoned to the guild–

“Next, Dustiness ford Lalatina! Your selfless spirit is admirable. To honor your stellar performance which lived up to the name of House Dustiness and to compensate you for your losses, the royal family has sent you a letter of gratitude and a full plate of armor made by a highly skilled smith.”

After Sena finished, the knight next to her presented a new set of armor to the blushing and trembling Darkness.

– Megumin’s explosion took out the masked devil, Vanir.

Darkness suffered life threatening injuries from the explosion and lay unconscious in the crater. Of course, her armor was ruined. Still, thanks to Aqua, she is almost as good as new shortly afterwards.

“Congratulations, Lalatina!”

Someone shouted. Darkness shivered suddenly.

“Great job, Lalatina!”

“That’s our Lalatina!”

The cheers of ‘Lalatina’ made Darkness cover her face from embarrassment, and laid her face down onto the table again.

“This…! This feeling of humiliation is not the ‘overboard demand’ I wanted…!”

Darkness moaned weakly as she laid on the table.

Something that’ll make Darkness beg for mercy in tears…

I only made good on my promise.

“Hey Darkness, I think Lalatina is a cute name! I’ll punish Kazuma who spread this name out as a joke–have more confidence in your name, Lalatina!”

Aqua meant no harm, but her words stabbed Darkness like a knife.

Megumin, who intentionally sat beside her, was trying to hold back her laughter as she gently shook Darkness’s trembling shoulders.

– The ‘overboard demand’ was to spread the name Lalatina.

And so, Darkness was teased by adventurers every day. But that wouldn’t last long.

“– We’ll now present the prize money to Satou-san!”

Sena continued. The rowdy guild became silent.

“Adventurer Satou Kazuma and party! Not only did you defeat the Mobile Fortress Destroyer, you even took down the Demon King’s army boss, Vanir. In merit of your accomplishments–!”

Sena had a gentle expression; her stern and cold face during the trial was nowhere to be found.

“After deducting your debts and compensation for the landlord’s mansion…”

Sena gave me a piece of paper.

“I present to you 40 million Eris as reward!”

She then passed a heavy bag to me.

The moment I took the bag, loud cheers erupted inside the guild.

The adventurers showered me with well wishes and asked me to treat them.

Before we knew it, the entire guild was in a festive mood.

Leaving that place to the goddess of parties Aqua and Megumin, and left the guild together with Darkness.

– The debts had been cleared.

That might be so, but Darkness and I weren’t that happy.

… We had somewhere we had to go.

We had to inform someone of the news that Vanir had been defeated.

Vanir said before that he was visiting a friend in this city.

This friend had the special skill of becoming more impoverished the harder she worked…

This impoverished shop owner must’ve been Wiz who was a Demon King’s General just like him.

Which meant we killed Wiz’s friend.

He was targeting Aqua, and, being adventurers,it was only natural for us to defeat him. That said, it still didn’t sit well with us.

We came to a corner of a deserted alley.

The sign of ‘Wiz’s Magic Item Shop’ was displayed right before us.

“Kazuma, let me tell Wiz about this. It wasn’t for long, but we shared a body and wrecked havoc together. I can’t accept the way he liked to toy with humans, but I don’t think he had a bad nature… I don’t know why he hated Aqua that much… Anyway, it might not be appropriate for a Crusader who serves the Goddess Eris to say this but–I didn’t really hate him.”

Darkness said as she looked into the distance.

She said, ‘wreaked havoc together’.

So, she did have fun that time.

But now that it has come to this–

We opened the door and entered the shop.

“Welcome!”

After hearing Wiz’s calm greeting, I painfully imagined what kind of expression she would make after this.

– I discovered a new employee wearing an apron in the shop.

He was tall.

His mouth was opened wide and he looked kind–!

“Hehehe… Welcome! The girl who gave an embarrassing monologue while looking into the distance in front of the door, I want to tell you something too. I don’t hate you, but devils like moi have no gender, so I can’t accept your embarrassing confession… Oh, my, that’s an intense swell of dark emotion! It’s delicious indeed. Hmm, why are you curled up in a ball? Did you really think you defeated moi? Hahaha!”

The masked shop employee stood confidently before us.

I patted the shoulder of Darkness who was hugging her legs and burying her face in her knees.

Wiz then came out from behind the counter.

“Oh, welcome, Kazuma-san! I heard your false accusation was cleared after you defeated Vanir-san! Congratulations! All that’s left are your debts, right? But no problem, Vanir-san is very proficient in making money…!”

I raised a hand to cut off Wiz who was chattering happily.

“I did clear my name–but what’s with this guy? How can he be doing so well after taking a blast of explosion magic? Isn’t his existence itself a cheat? He’s not hurt at all!”

Vanir looked surprised.

“What are you saying? Even moi didn’t make it out unscathed after taking such a grand attack. Look closely at this mask.”

He pointed to the forehead of his mask.

Looking at it carefully, a ‘II’ was written on it.

“Because of the explosion spell, I lost a life. I’m Vanir MK II now.”

“Are you picking a fight?”

I was enraged. Wiz rushed over to stop us.

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“Vanir-san was already planning on resigning from the post of Demon King’s General. Coincidentally, he was ‘defeated’, giving him a new lease of life. Vanir-san is no longer maintaining the Demon King’s castle barrier; he’s a harmless existence now.”

Wiz smiled happily, she was very pleased to see her old friend.

Is… Is he truly harmless now…?

Would it be safer to summon Aqua over and destroy it once more?

As I thought about that-

“Boy who came from a faraway place, the one who’s weak and yet wants to defeat the Demon King. This devil that can see through all things prophesize that soon, you and this whimpering girl will face your greatest crisis ever. The crisis will be so grave that you will regret your own helplessness. You will prosper in the field of business… Art you interested in listening to moi proposal?”

Vanir declared dramatically as the corner of his lips opened in a smile–

 

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Konosuba Volume 3: Chapter 4

Turning this masked knight into a slave!

TL: Skythewood

Editor: Adam, Cannongerbil, Veritaum, Boring bone, Xenthur

Part 1

“Satou Kazuma! Is Satou Kazuma here–?!”

Just like Megumin said, Sena charged in angrily.

“Again? What is it this time? Is it frogs? Or did something else happen?!”

I was a bit surprised by Sena’s aura, but I still managed to ask her.

“It’s the dungeon! What did you do to the dungeon? The Keele dungeon near the town! I heard that many mysterious monsters have flooded out from there!”

Sena who was so angry that her ears were red said.

Mysterious monsters? That should be the one I heard about in town recently.

“No… Wait, that has nothing to do with us! We did enter the dungeon before, but pushing all the blame on me when things go wrong is too much!”

Hearing me say that, the others nodded too.

… Good. From their reaction, they didn’t cause any trouble that I didn’t know about.

But Sena was still looking at me with suspicious eyes.

“That might be so, but I heard that you were the last batch of people to enter that dungeon. Going by your history, the chances that you people aren’t involved is really…”

“What twisted reasoning is this? And we really have no clue this time. Right? There’s no problem this time, right?”

Hearing me say that, the three girls shook their heads strongly.

When Sena saw this, she was still doubtful but believed us for now.

“But this is troubling… I have no idea who else but you guys would cause such trouble. I have to hire people to investigate then…”

Sena glanced at us as she spoke.

She was trying to pull the ‘Is there anyone who happens to be free’ gaze on us.

“Oh, Ms. Prosecutor, could you be asking your original suspect to help in your investigation? We have plenty on our plate trying to prove our innocence in the first place.”

Megumin noticed what Sena’s intention was and struck first.

Sena bit her lips, but she ignored Megumin and looked straight at me.

“… I don’t have the time for this, sorry but I have to reject you.”

Hearing my strong rejection, Sena breathed in deeply and slumped her shoulders.

“You’re right, I can’t force this on you since you’re not related to this. But if you change your mind, please lend me a hand. I’ll be making a trip to the adventurer’s guild.”

After Sena finished, she turned and left the mansion.

When Sena was gone, I sighed heavily.

I’m bad with such people.

Maybe it’s because she was honest and one of the few people with a clear conscience in town.

“Well, I’m curious about the mysterious monsters flooding out from the dungeon… But we have things we need to do. First is clearing Kazuma’s suspicion, next is compensating the landlord for his mansion. In the end, there are no solutions for these two problems yet.”

That’s how it was.

“… Hey, Darkness, can we discuss…”

“Forget about borrowing money, I’ve already helped you plenty. Or rather, I want to see the Kazuma who’s at his wit’s end.”

Darkness said to me with a smile.

Ugh… This girl still had a grudge for the incident earlier.

… But, mysterious monsters, huh.

“To be safe, I’ll ask you all again. You really have no idea what this incident is all about, right?”

When they heard what I said, all of them had a question expression.

“For me, if this has nothing to do with explosion magic, I’m not interested.”

“Same for me. I should say that unlike these two, I don’t cause trouble.”

“Ah…! It’s true that Darkness doesn’t cause any major trouble, but on the other hand you lack any stellar performance like in that battle with Destroyer!”

“Wha…! Me-Megumin, you…”

Leaving the squabbling two aside, I asked the most suspicious person.

“What about you? Any ideas?”

Aqua responded to my uneasy words.

“Of course not. Really, you suspect me too much.”

Seeing her frown while saying that, I sighed in relief.

“That’s right. Even you won’t stir up trouble all day! Sorry, my bad. It’s all because of that trial, which made me so suspicious…”

I apologized to Aqua and reflected on my action of blaming everything on her…

“Really, you should trust me a little. You should say that thanks to me, monsters won’t be approaching that dungeon. Wasn’t there a room where the lich was staying? I put some major effort into drawing that magic circle that purified the lich. And that magic circle’s still there right now, keeping evil beings out of that room!”

… I grabbed Aqua’s shoulders.

“Hey, what did you say just now?”

“…? Why… Why are you grabbing me? Like I said, that was a magic circle I put my all into. It should still be working now keeping the monsters at bay…”

I didn’t let Aqua finish…

“You idiot–!”

I grabbed my head and screamed.

 

Part 2

– Walking on the snow-covered road, we headed for that dungeon.

“… Sniff… This isn’t my fault… It’s definitely not…!”

Together with Aqua who was still crying.

I walked in the front with Aqua behind me, followed by Megumin and Darkness.

I turned back and said to Aqua:

“Why do you do this every time; stirring trouble after accomplishing some good? Why? Is it an illness that compels you to cancel out your performance with mistakes?”

For now, the bad part had been overwhelming the good part though.

“Wait! This isn’t my fault this time! Please believe me, all right? I only set up a purification magic circle in the boss’s lair, it won’t cause the mass spawning of monsters! This is different from the wandering spirits incident earlier!”

Aqua grabbed my shoulders and shook it as she spoke.

“Hey, stop that, it’s hard to walk like this! And whether you’re the cause of this isn’t important! Sena finding your magic circle during her investigation is the real problem!”

The magic circle in the depths of the dungeon.

We must destroy the evidence, or they’ll think we had something to do with this.

I brought an item that could dispel a magic circle with me, but if possible, I would like to settle this without going inside.

Aside from the wailing Aqua, we didn’t meet any problems along the way and reached the entrance to the dungeon.

“… I see, it really is a mysterious monster.”

When we reached the dungeon, we observed the monsters that kept on spilling out from the entrance.

Simply put, they were masked dolls.

They were about the height of my knee and bipedal.

“What is that? I’ve never seen or heard of something like this before.”

Megumin tilted her head and watched the dolls with interest.

“At a glance, they don’t seem that strong in a fight.”

Darkness said, her heavy armour clanking.

“How should I put this? I feel a strong aversion to this doll on the bi Why is that? Just seeing that thing makes me angry.”

Aqua picked up a rock as she said that.

– At this moment.

“Satou-san…! What are you doing here? Did you change your mind and came here to investigate?”

Hearing someone calling me from behind, I turned and saw Sena with a large group of adventurers in tow.

Sena was dressed lightly, wearing no armor and holding a talisman with a strange drawing on it.

So, she was already here.

… No choice, I had to accommodate her.

“Now that I think about it, the appearance of the mysterious monsters will affect us too. And protecting the town from these monsters is the obligation of an adventurer.”

“I’ve never wished that I had a lie detection device with me so strongly before…. But I’m deeply grateful for your assistance.”

Sena said and bowed deeply.

Oh no, my conscience was feeling bad about this.

This person didn’t have any agenda against me, she was just inflexible and persistent in investigating me as a suspect.

“If that’s the case, please take this, Satou-san. It’s unknown why the monsters are spawning, but they were probably summoned by someone. If that assumption is true, then please take down the summoner and paste this on the magic circle.”

Sena gave me a talisman as she spoke.

“… What is this?”

“A talisman imbued with powerful sealing magic. By pasting this on, it’ll disable the magic circle, no matter how powerful it may be. There are certain circles that will continue to summon monsters even after its caster has fallen, so please take this with you.”

I see, such a convenient item–but we didn’t need it.

“No, I don’t need that. Don’t worry, I have a good idea. With so many monsters in the dungeons, there’s no need to trouble ourselves by going in… Megumin! Are you ready?”

“I’m already ready, leave it to me.”

Answering my call, Megumin lifted her staff and walked up.

When Sena saw this, she said in a panic:

“What… What is this? What are you thinking? Could it be…!”

“Oh, you figured it out? That’s right, by casting Explosion at the entrance of the dungeon and sealing it…”

“No, don’t! Please find out the reason! No matter how you look at it, these monsters didn’t spawn naturally. The one lurking in the dungeon must be dangerous if it can summon so many monsters. Even after sealing the dungeon, the other party will escape if it can teleport. So, the goal is for you to find the enemy that’s causing this major crisis and defeat it.”

Damn, such troublesome things again.

This is bad, I didn’t want to enter that dungeon at all.

And Megumin couldn’t use her explosion magic in the dungeon…

At this moment, without caring about my problems, Aqua got in position to throw rocks at the masked monsters.

She said that she was unable to accept that creature on a base level. So, she really hated it that much.

The monster that bore no hostility towards us suddenly charged at Aqua who was planning to throw rocks at it.

“Eh, wait! What…? What is this?… Oh?”

And then, the monster didn’t attack Aqua but hugged her knees tightly instead.

“What, does it want to cuddle? The mask makes me mad, but I think it looks cute when it cuddles like this… Hey, hey, Kazuma, I think this doll’s getting warmer. I have an ominous feeling!”

Aqua ran towards me as she yelled. I had the same ominous feeling and hurried to get away from Aqua.

And so–

With the sound of an explosion, the doll that was hugging Aqua tightly had disappeared without a trace.

What was left was Aqua, who was lying face down on the ground with her clothes all torn up from the explosion.

“… As you can see, this mysterious monster sticks to people who are moving and explodes. The adventurer’s guild wasn’t sure what to do about this too.”

“I see, this is troubling indeed.”

“Why are you all so calm?! Can’t you worry about me a little?! At least check to see how I’m doing!”

As I was chatting calmly with Sena, Aqua leaped up and protested with a face on the verge of tears.

But she seemed to be fine.

“But this is troubling… This monster can only attack by exploding, and will detonate if we hurt it a little. Even if we don’t harm it, it’ll stick to us when we don’t pay attention and will explode anyway. From the current situation, we can only stay far away and defeat them one at a time.”

Sena said as she looked at Megumin consoling Aqua, who was hugging her knees.

Aqua might act like this, but her hagoromo was the strongest godly equipment.

If not for that, she would’ve suffered a considerable injury from that powerful explosion.

What a troublesome monster.

Do we have to throw rocks at it as we advance?

But there were already many monsters spilling onto the surface, who knew how many more were congregating in the dungeon.

Exterminating these monsters one at a time would be a little…

Furthermore, I couldn’t comprehend what the goal of these mysterious monsters were.

In the end, who unleashed these monsters? And for what purpose?

– As I was pondered over such things, Darkness suddenly approached a doll and punched it without a word.

“Hmm? What are you doing suddenly?!”

As the surrounding adventurers and I were panicking because of her action, the doll which took the punch stuck onto Darkness. Shortly after, the doll exploded splendidly just like the one that stuck onto Aqua.

After that explosion–

“… Hmm, I can take it. No problem.”

Darkness who was saying that was still full of life.

As Sena and the other adventurers were still shocked by the tenacity of Darkness…

“I’ll clear a path, just follow behind me Kazuma.”

Darkness said something manly.

The dungeon exploration this time wasn’t a sneaking mission like the previous one.

The plan this time was to attack openly from the front with the other adventurers.

At this moment, Megumin tugged at the corner of my shirt and said:

“Kazuma, Kazuma, I’ll only get in the way inside, can I standby out here? I’ll be ready to use magic at the entrance of the dungeon. Just run out if you run into a powerful monster.”

True, the one summoning these monsters should be inside the dungeon.

And it should be very strong.

It’s better to let Megumin standby here so she can be the ace if a powerful monster chased after us out of the dungeon.

“If that’s the case, I’ll wait for you guys together with Megumin. I’ll cast buffing spells on you before you go in, so both of you be careful.”

Aqua said as she dusted off her clothes…

“Hey, wait a minute! You’re coming too! You’re different from Megumin and can be of use in the dungeon!”

“I don’t wanna–! I don’t want to go into the dungeon anymore! I’ll be left behind if I go into the dungeon! That’s right, and many undead will chase after me–!”

Aqua covered her ears and squatted down, voicing her refusal while shaking her head.

Seemed like she had a trauma when I threatened to leave her behind the last time we visited the dungeon.

I pondered over it and decided to leave Aqua outside too.

With this girl around, the chances of meeting the undead would skyrocket.

And other adventurers would be entering the dungeon too. If we meet any undead without physical form, someone should be able to attack it.

“The only ones entering the dungeon from my party will be just Darkness and me.”

“Yeah… To be alone in the dark dungeon with Kazuma. I think Kazuma’s more dangerous than the monsters.”

“Be careful, I might just leave you in the depths of the dungeon and give you the same trauma as Aqua.”

As we were squabbling, the other adventurers seemed to have decided the members to enter the dungeon.

Some of the adventurers stayed behind on the surface to protect Sena and exterminate the monsters.

About twenty men and women would be entering the dungeon with us.

The plan was for Darkness to take the lead and the other adventurers to follow behind–

– The oil lamp in my hand illuminated the dim passage in the dungeon.

Darkness, who might be attacked by the suicide bombers, was holding a great sword instead of an oil lamp.

I was several steps behind Darkness and held the oil lamp up high, allowing Darkness who was walking in the front to see the road.

The other adventurers fell into line behind us.

It might be a dark and moist dungeon, but there was nothing to fear with so many people around.

That might be so, but our goal was different from theirs.

The other adventurers were here to investigate the reason why the monsters were spawning, but our objective was to dispel the magic circle inside the lich’s room and destroy the evidence.

And so, having them follow behind was troubling for me.

– But, on the other hand…

“Fufufu, hahaha! Kazuma, look! I hit it, I hit it! Even I can hit these fellows accurately!”

Darkness who was walking before me was swinging her sword happily, slashing at the dolls that made no attempts to dodge.

As expected. The dolls counter attacked by suicide bombing, but that just covered the face and armor of Darkness with a bit of dust. She continued charging happily as though nothing had happened.

Well, she was probably a bit concerned about not being able to land a hit on her opponent.

If that was so, stop being stubborn and learn a Long Sword skill, all right?

Maybe her attacks landing made her happy because she was useful, as Darkness rampaged through the dungeon like a tank.

The dungeon created by the renowned lich was sturdy, showing no sign of collapsing despite the series of explosions.

“Hey–Wait, wait for us! Slow down…!”

I could hear the voice of the adventurers coming from behind.

I turned back and realized we had pulled away from the others due to Darkness’s fast rampage.

And those monsters kept jumping out from either side of the dungeons.

“Wait…! Ahhh, it’s sticking on me! Hey, someone pull it off me!”

“Wahhh, don’t come here! Don’t come–!”

The explosion of these monsters was powerful.

They might not be as durable as Darkness or wear godly items like Aqua, but an adventurer in armor wouldn’t die so easily.

I felt a bit bad about that, but I should use this chance…

“Keep it up Darkness! Go straight down the passage! Keep charging ahead!”

“Okay, leave it to me! Ah, such a thrilling experience! I think this is the first time I’m fulfilling my role as a crusader!”

The excited Darkness didn’t realize what the situation was like behind her.

Charge into the depths in one shot and we can say goodbye to this dungeon in no time.

 

Part 3

We reached our destination in the deepest part of the dungeon a bit too easily, which was near the lich’s room.

If I remembered correctly, this should be the deepest part of this passage.

“… What’s with this? No matter how I look at it, this must be the boss of these monsters.”

Before me and Darkness was a figure sitting cross-legged in the lich’s room, working hard at making the dolls.

He was wearing a suit that didn’t match the dungeon at all, and his hands were covered in white gloves. The mask he was wearing had a similar design with the dolls that attacked us.

The mask that didn’t cover the mouth had an ominous feeling.

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Maybe he didn’t see us, even though I was holding up an oil lamp. Or maybe he was too focused on making his dolls, but this fellow didn’t even look at us.

I couldn’t see his face with his mask on, but from his build he should be a man.

As I was wondering what to do, Darkness took large steps towards the masked man.

“Hey… What are you doing here? If you’re making those dolls, that means you’re the mastermind behind this commotion, right?”

Darkness then drew out her sword and took a stance.

The masked man only faced us now, as if he only noticed us after Darkness said that.

Looking closely, that guy was tall.

He didn’t have anything that looked like a weapon on his hands, but it was obvious that he was not a mere minion character.

The eye part of the mask gleamed with a red light, and the exposed mouth smirked.

“Ohhh… I didn’t expect anyone to be able to reach here. Adventurers, welcome to my dungeon! Thou art correct, moi art the source and the origin of all evil! Moi art a general of the Demon King’s army, the duke of hell that commands the devils! The arch devil that can see through anything in the world, Vanir!”

An unexpectedly strong enemy appeared!

– In the dim dungeon, I backed away slowly.

Darkness held her sword cautiously against Vanir. She was tense since this was a general of the Demon King’s army after all.

Oh no, I didn’t expect to face a general of the Demon King’s army with just Darkness and me.

No… Now that I thought about it, there were plenty of signs.

For example, the frogs that emerged out of the ground as though they were fearing something.

What spooked them wasn’t the explosion spell.

Just like that time when Beldia showed up here, the weak monsters had all fled.

“Darkness. Hey Darkness, we can’t handle this situation by ourselves, let’s think of a way to escape!”

“What are you saying? As a devotee of the Goddess Eris, how can I retreat in the face of the devil and a general of the Demon King’s army on top of that! Even if it’ll kill me, I’ll bring him down!”

What a stubborn woman!

After hearing what Darkness said, Vanir smirked enthusiastically.

“Ohhh, thou wish to defeat moi? Defeat Mr. Vanir, who some say is stronger than the Demon King? You… The girl who’s worried that the man over there saw your six-pack when thou were naked in the shower, I can’t fathom why art thou are so angry, but moi heard that eating some small bones will help in alleviating your nature of being quick to anger. Part of my mask was made from the bones of magic dragons, I don’t mind letting you bite it.”

“Six-pack… Six-pack…? You, stop spouting nonsense you minion of the Demon King! Kazuma, this guy’s lying! I don’t have any six-packs, I’m not worried about it!”

“Eh, don’t get agitated Darkness. Calm down!”

I restrained Darkness who was waving her sword and about to attack.

Vanir ignored the enraged Darkness, maintaining his position of sitting cross-legged and said:

“Please calm down. I didn’t come here to pick a fight with thee. It’s because that fellow, the Demon King, asked moi to investigate something. Also, I have some business with the useless general in Axel who became more impoverished the harder she worked.

Darkness and I looked at each other when we heard Vanir say that.

 

Part 4

Darkness who was standing at one side kept her sword raised and alert, ready to strike at any moment. I sat on the floor of the dungeon and listened as Vanir spoke.

“First, although I’m a general of the Demon King’s army, I’m just maintaining the barrier of the castle because of his request, so I’m just a general in name. I’m known to others as a devil. The best delicacy for devils are the negative feelings produced by the hatred of humans. In my eyes, humans are the producer of delicacies, so I won’t perform stupid things such as killing or harming thou. Whenever a human’s born, I’m so happy that I’ll dance in the courtyard.”

“I-I see… But to stimulate our negative feelings, that means you’ll harm us, correct? There won’t be any negative feelings if our lives are peaceful.”

He had not shown hostility yet, but since he was a general of the Demon King’s army, we won’t be able to handle him with just the two of us.

It’s better to play along with him and avoid fighting.

Speaking of which, a general in name maintaining the barrier…

He was someone just like Wiz.

Vanir remained seated cross-legged as he created dolls skillfully while speaking.

“For negative feelings, there are tons of them in various intensity. The tastes of every devil are different and have differing preferences. Some devils like fear and despair, while others are like me, transforming into a great beauty to approach men. And after working hard to make them fall for me, I’ll then reveal my true form and say, ‘Too bad, it’s actually moi’. Then I’ll taste their feelings as they cry tears of blood.”

“I’m starting to think it would be better to kill you off.”

I looked with suspicion at the devil wearing a suspicious mask.

– The Demon King seemed to have tasked this devil with the job of scouting out the humans that defeated Beldia.

“As I was toying with the Demon King’s subordinates and feeding off their negative feelings… He pleaded with me, ‘Don’t sloth in my castle and bully my subordinates. Go work occasionally…’ I was thinking about visiting my old friend residing in this town, so I took the job. On my way here, I found this dungeon without a master. I thought that it suited moi and came in on my own.”

What about your work? Your old friend? There had to be a limit on how carefree you could be! I wanted to retort, but if he said, ‘I’ll start doing my work then’, it would be troubling.

The humans who defeated Beldia were us after all.

– Although I wanted to ignore this fellow and scram, there was something I couldn’t ignore.

“You mentioned that it would be troubling for you if humans were harmed, so what’s with these dolls? They kept spilling out from the dungeon and gave plenty of trouble to the townsfolk.”

“… Hmm? These things are used by moi to exterminate the useless monsters inside this dungeon. I see, since they’ve made their way out, it means that there are no more monsters inside the dungeon. It’s time for moi to stop the mass production of Vanir dolls and begin the next phase.”

“… The next phase? What are you scheming?”

Hearing me say that, Vanir returned the half-finished doll into dust and said:

“It’s rude to call it scheming, man who was as worried as a bear and pacing around the room all day because the armor girl didn’t return home for a few days. I have a grand dream as a devil. I came to this place to fulfill that dream.”

“Hey, shut up! You did say that you’re a devil that can see through all things, but why are you describing it as if you’d seen it with your own eyes… And you, you… Stop squirming about!”

Darkness who was blushing and stealing glances at me was annoying.

It was true that I was worried about her, but I didn’t pace around my room… The frequency should be negligible.

“The dreams of a devil don’t sound like a good thing. Anyway, can I ask what kind of dream is that?”

Under the angry glare of Darkness, Vanir nodded…

“For moi who had existed for near eternity… I’ve been harboring the urge to go out with a bang for quite some time now–and that’s to pass on elegantly after dining on the finest negative emotions. I’ve been thinking for a long time, that I don’t even remember when I first had this thought. I had been thinking, what do I need to do to dine on the negative emotion I’m most fond of. And I’ve finally found the best idea…”

Vanir smiled at this juncture, and I waited with bated breath.

“First, I’ll obtain a dungeon. Next, I’ll dispatch my evil minions to standby in each room, setting grueling traps in them! Powerful veteran adventurers will then come forth to challenge themselves! After experiencing numerous challenges, someone will finally make it to my residence in the depths of the dungeon!”

Vanir got more and more excited during his monologue, his hand gestures were larger and his tone more agitated.

“And waiting in the depths of the dungeon will of course, be moi! I’ll then say, ‘It was impressive for you to make your way here, adventurers! Come, great fortune awaits if you can defeat moi…!’ After my opening speech comes the final battle! After a fierce fight, the adventurers will finally defeat moi. In the end, a treasure chest with heavy seals will appear behind my tattered body. As I start to lose consciousness, the adventurers who overcame immense hardships will open the treasure chest before my eyes…!”

Darkness and I gulped and waited in silence.

“… Inside the box will be a piece of paper saying, ‘Thank you for your patronage!’ The adventurers will then look at this paper with a blank face. That’s the scene I want to see as I head towards my demise.”

“Don’t do that. That’s so pitiful, anything but that…”

“Hey, Kazuma, I think we should take out this fellow after all.”

Vanir smirked at me and Darkness lightly and said:

“A friend of mine’s operating a shop here. Moi original plan was to work in her shop to save up money, and use those funds along with the help of my friend to create a large dungeon. But when I passed by this dungeon, I realized there was no owner. So, I changed my mind and decided to use this place instead.”

“Staying here for such a reason is a bit… Anyway, I know what you’re planning to do here. Since you won’t be creating anymore dolls, there’s nothing more to discuss. We’re here because we need to do something in the room behind you. To tell you the truth, we’re here to dispel the magic circle in that room.”

“Huh…? Hey, Kazuma, instead of that magic circle, we should take care of this guy! You want to ignore this General of the Demon King’s army? The enemy of humanity’s right before us!”

That might be so, but what can just Darkness and I do against a general of the Demon King’s army?

As I was getting up and planning to leave to dispel the magic circle…

“… Magic circle? Oh, that magic circle that gave moi quite a bit of trouble. Thou art too kind. I don’t know which annoying fellow did this, but this irritating magic circle’s keeping me out of the room. If thou are willing to dispel it for me, I’ll gift you a Vanir doll made by moi which will laugh in the middle of the night.”

“No… No thanks. It would be troubling for us if this magic circle remains here. We’ll be leaving after dispelling it, so please do as you please after that.”

My plan was to rush off after getting rid of the magic circle, so I said so casually.

“Why would the existence of this magic circle be bad for thee? Let moi peer into thou’s past…”

My words stirred the curiosity of Vanir and he said this light heartedly…

… No, wait…!

“… Fuhahaha!”

Before I could stop him, Vanir seemed to have observed something and laughed dryly.

Feeling a strange aura coming from Vanir, Darkness moved up to protect me.

“Fuhahaha…. Fuhahaha! Fuhahaha! Should I say this is as expected or unexpected?! So, the magic circle that’s troubling was set by thou’s party mate! Even an arch devil like moi couldn’t breach it. To be able to set up such a magic circle, could that priestess be…?”

Damn… I didn’t know what was happening, but this devil appeared to be agitated!

Vanir stood up slowly, his eyes that were looking at me emitted a red gleam.

Unlike the red pupil of the Crimson Magic Clan, it fitted the image of a devil, drawing out the instinctual fear of men. Eyes that were red like blood.

“Oh, the vision’s clear to moi! On the surface! At the entrance of this dungeon! I see the priestess who set up the magic circle drinking tea leisurely while looking bored.”

If what he said was true, I had the urge to go back immediately and beat her up. I want to scold her for making life so difficult for me.

The face below Vanir’s mask was full of life.

“All right. Girl who’s really concerned with the ‘overboard demand’ after losing a bet to this man, can’t get it off her mind, is full of anticipation and keeps squirming around. Boy who’s thinking about what to do to this girl and is itching to do so, open a path for moi! Don’t worry, ‘not killing humans’ is moi iron rule. That’s right, I won’t kill humans… All ‘humans’! That girl who gave moi so much trouble with her magic circle, I’ll show her!”

“Nothing’s on my mind. I’m not anticipating and I’m not squirming, so stop your nonsense! Don’t… Don’t mess around!”

“That-That-That’s right! I’m not itching at all! No… No such thing!

We barely endured the psychological attack of Vanir who could see through our minds as he took a step toward us.

This fellow said he was a devil that could see through all things, and he emphasized just now that he didn’t kill ‘humans’.

Which meant he knew Aqua’s identity…?

At this moment, Darkness lifted her long sword and pointed it at Vanir who was closing in on us.

“If you’re planning to harm Aqua, there’s no way I’ll back down. As a crusader serving the Goddess Eris, I swear on my honor that you shall not pass!”

“Not just your six-packs, even your brain’s hard and inflexible, girl. If I’m serious, it’ll be easy for me to finish you off. But I’m not planning to kill humans. It’s hard to judge which person will produce an exquisite negative emotion after all. Go home and finish that ‘overboard demand’ with each other. This devil with foresight eyes guarantees thou that if you return now, no one will get in your way, things will definitely develop as you hope for.”

This… This guy…

“Ignore him Darkness! These are the so-called whispers of the devil! Don’t get tempted by his alluring words.”

“I-I won’t be tempted! Kazuma, think of the time and place, okay?!”

Strange? My heart was shaken immensely…!

What’s with that foresight-eyed devil? He made me think that ‘Can’t get it off her mind, is full of anticipation and keeps squirming around’ was real.

… I stole a glance at Darkness and found her cheeks slightly red, the tip of her sword was shaking, showing how shaken her heart was.

“Fuhahaha! Both are interested in the other party as a member of the opposite gender, but are too scared to cross that line because thou art party mates! Scurry off! Or thou could rest in that room with a magic circle after I pass through before returning!”

They really were the sweet murmurs of the devil!

None of the enemies I encountered had set such a vicious trap!

“Hey, Kazuma! What are you so hung up about? We live in the same mansion, it would be awkward if we develop such a relationship! Get your act together!”

“Ahhh! That’s right, this is Darkness. I must get my act together! It’s just that her looks and body suits my taste, but it’s that Darkness inside. Don’t be tricked by a moment of lust!”

“You… You… You will get it after we go back…!”

Girls are so complicated.

“Ohhh… You resisted my temptation. But how should I go about this? All my skills are so powerful, they’ll kill you in a single hit. For example, moi lethal laser. Because it’s a lethal laser, thou who art a human will perish with one hit; thou shall perish even if it doesn’t hit. Aside from this, there’s the Vanir eye beams, but it has the side effect of burning moi eyes after using it, so I haven’t tried it before…”

“Enough, enough! I’ll go crazy if you go on! I won’t let you go to Aqua, you’ll have to defeat me first if you want to go there!”

Darkness slashed at Vanir after saying that!

 

Part 5

Vanir effortlessly dodged Darkness’s continuous attack as he laughed happily.

“Fuhahaha! Why are the attacks of this fierce girl not landing at all?… Hmm? Where’s the other one? That boy who’s good at talking but mediocre in performance, where did he go?”

Vanir looked around the area, searching for me who suddenly disappeared.

… Sorry for being mediocre. My skills just happened to be plain, all right?

“Stop looking around! Your opponent is me!”

As he listened to Darkness talk…

“Where did the man who looked like a schemer went off to? How should I put this, such unscrupulous jerks are more dangerous than a muscle-headed crusader? I can feel his presence, but where did he…?”

The moment Darkness slashed at Vanir, I put down the oil lamp and stuck close to the wall in the darkness. Using Lurk , I sneaked to Vanir’s back.

So, what if I was a schemer, no one was stupid enough to fight the general of the Demon King’s army head on.

“Don’t look down on me, face me–!”

Darkness swung her sword sideways.

Vanir leaped backwards.

– His back was right before me as I stood ready.

I stopped using Lurk and used all my weight to give Vanir a flying kick!

“Ugh! Unscrupulous jerk, when art thou sneaked here… Oh, oh no…!”

Vanir who dodged Darkness’s earlier attacks took a few unsteady steps forward, right into Darkness’s attack range. Darkness’s attack, which was powerful but lacked accuracy, cleaved across Vanir’s body.

Vanir’s left hand flew into the air, his torso suffered critical damage and he kneeled onto the ground–!

“To think that… Curses, moi is too careless…! To think a talent like you was hiding in a beginner town…! Ugh… Is this how it’ll end for moi…?”

After his speech, Vanir’s body crumpled into dust along with his tuxedo, leaving only the mask behind.

The lantern lit our surroundings dimly, and only Darkness’s heavy breathing could be heard in the dark dungeon.

“No way… Did I just defeat a general of the Demon King’s army…?”

Darkness had a face of disbelief, gripping the long sword in her hand hard. Her adrenaline from the battle was still running and she kept on trembling.

“… If you say something like ‘Did I just defeat?’’, it most probably means you didn’t. But that guy seemed surprised when he was slashed, so it should be for real, I guess?”

“As thou art hoping it to be true…”

A voice came from behind in response to my words.

The sound originated from the mask that had fallen onto the ground.

The mask absorbed the earth from the dungeon, forming slowly into a body.

In the end, the body was wearing a suit and was identical to the man just now.

“Did thou really think you had defeated moi? Sorry, not at all! Fuhahaha! Fuhahaha! Oh my, the negative emotions coming from thou are delicious!”

I want to kill this guy!

“What kind of absurd body is that? You think you can do such cheat-like things because you’re a general of the Demon King’s army?!”

“Boohoo… I thought I really got him… I thought the me that couldn’t normally hit the enemy had taken out a general of the Demon King’s army… I didn’t do much during the fight against the Destroyer and I thought I finally had the chance to perform…”

As Darkness was saying that depressed with the tip of her sword shaking, Vanir smiled happily.

“Fuhahaha! This body’s just a fake created by moi magic, the mask is my real body. No matter how much thou slash at me, this body will at most return to dust! In the end, the place where moi body dissipates will be fertile as the earth, from my body is full of mana. The flowers will bloom and the butterflies…”

“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about! My headache worsens whenever you speak! Damn it! What now, Darkness? Should we withdraw for now?”

“I don’t wanna! Being made a fool is a shame of the knights! I must make this fellow pay…!”

Darkness made a strong declaration against Vanir.

“Yes, I understand. But I have no desire to play with thou like this. It’s time for moi to use my skill for this type of situation! I have a hidden skill that won’t harm anyone and will only absorb negative emotions, observe!”

After saying that, Vanir used his right hand to lift his mask…!

“Hey Darkness! This looks bad! Let’s get out of here first!”

“Too late! Crusader with a tenacious body, lend thou body to moi!”

Vanir shouted as he threw his mask at Darkness–!

Part 6

“… Darkness? Hey… Darkness! Say something!”

After getting hit, Darkness’s face was covered by that mask. Her hand holding her sword lowered naturally, and she remained still with her head down.

This development wasn’t good.

According to what Vanir said and the current situation, Vanir probably took over Darkness’s body.

And in fact, the body of Vanir started crumbling into dust after the mask had been thrown out.

Darkness who had put on her mask raised her head slowly…!

“Fuhahaha! Fuhahaha! Listen up kid! This special power of moi, (what should I do Kazuma, my body’s been taken over!) How about it boy, if thou dare attack this girl, (I don’t mind! Don’t hold back, attack as you wish! Quickly come! This is the most wonderful situation!)”

Words that didn’t make sense came out from Darkness’s mouth.

“… What are you trying to say?”

“How can this be, what’s with this (beautiful) woman?!… Damn, damn it, don’t sneak in words and play around! But seriously, this girl’s mental tenacity is too strong… (An excellent role model of a crusader!) … Shut up!”

By right, this should be a crisis, but Darkness was handling this calmly.

Or rather, she seemed to be having fun.

“To resist moi control, thou art a formidable opponent! (No, not really…) But if you keep on resisting my control, thou shall suffer horrible pains! (What, what did you say?!) Fuhahaha! Let’s see how long you can resist!… Huh? There aren’t negative emotions, what’s welling out from her is… Pleasure…?”

Seeing Darkness standing there motionless, I decided to leave her there and finish my original objective.

I entered the room that belonged to that lich to dispel all traces of the magic circle with the magic item I was given.

As I was doing that…

“(I…! I won’t give in to this pain…!) Thou have respectable courage! But enduring it any longer will cause thee to break down mentally…! … Could it be, thou are enjoying this?”

I heard Vanir say this in confusion.

Finally, I finished clearing the traces of the magic circle and returned to the two that was struggling internally.

“All right Darkness, mission accomplished! We just need to return to the surface and that’s it! Let’s link up with Aqua and run away!”

I walked towards Darkness while I said that, but she pointed her long sword at me.

“Don’t come any closer, brat! (Kazuma, don’t worry about me! Just leave me here and go!) Don’t think things will proceed as you’ve wished… (… Ahhh! I always wanted to say that line…!) Thou have feelings for this girl and don’t want to see her get hurt, right? (!) If this girl continues to resist moi power (Ka-Kazuma, this devil who claims to have foresight just said something intriguing.) If you don’t want that to happen, thou should stop this girl. (I’m happy that you feel this way about me. I really am, but the difference in our status is too vast, and we’re in the same party…) Annoying, ahhh!”

“You two are the annoying ones! Please, one at a time, all right? I don’t get what you’re trying to say!”

Seeing Vanir losing it and yelling, I yelled back defiantly.

“Ugh…! Choosing this body was a big failure (Hey, don’t say my body’s a failure, how rude!) Silence! Moi will be leaving, thou shut your mouth!”

Seemed like Vanir couldn’t take over Darkness’s iron-like will completely and was about to give up.

Even a general of the Demon King’s army couldn’t handle that pervert.

Vanir slumped his shoulder tiredly and lifted his arm to take off the mask.

– I remembered something suddenly.

It would be more troublesome if Vanir recovered his original strength.

After all, if his main body–the mask–was fine, he could change to a new one if he got into danger.

And those beams and laser he mentioned sounded dangerous.

Could he use those skills if he was inside Darkness’s body?

If he became serious, Darkness and I wouldn’t be able to stop him from going to the surface.

– What if we trapped him inside Darkness’s body?

Not only was this the body of a human he wasn’t familiar with, there was also Darkness who would get in his way as well.

… How about sealing him inside Darkness’s body, bringing him to the surface and asking Aqua and the others to think of a way to resolve this?

That’s right, since this guy wanted to find Aqua, I should bring him there.

I walked to Vanir who wanted to take off the mask.

– I then pasted the sealing talisman Sena gave me onto the mask.

“What are you doing, brat…? What’s happening? I can’t touch… Hey… What’s this talisman, brat? My fingers get deflected even if I want to touch it! (Yeah, something’s fluttering before my eyes, how irritating… Wait. Hey Kazuma, isn’t that…!)”

The two of them tried their best to remove the talisman, but it seemed that the one being sealed couldn’t touch that talisman.

“It’s the talisman Sena gave me. Darkness, maintain this and return to the surface with me. Keep Vanir within your body and bring him to Aqua and the others. We’ll then ask Aqua to cleanse that thing within you!”

“(Hya?)”

That scream sounded so uniform as though only one of them did so.

 

Part 7

Most of the doll-like monsters in the dungeon had been cleared, so we didn’t meet any resistance.

“Brat! This girl’s suffering tremendous pain as she resists moi control! If this goes on, she’ll suffer mental trauma! It’s in your best interest to tear off the talisman and let moi go! Or else… (It’s true Kazuma! I’ve been feeling something terrible… Very terrible…! Ahhh, this is the first time I felt something so intense, as expected of a general of the Demon King’s army! I can’t take it anymore…!)”

Probably because of the pain, the back of Darkness’s neck was sweating as she followed me while panting.

From the looks of things, Darkness still had control over her body.

On the way back, the adventurers who entered the dungeon with us were stunned when they saw Darkness wearing a mask, but I didn’t have time for them right now.

“Just hang on a little while longer, Darkness! We’re almost there! I’ll release you from the pain when we reach the surface!”

“Ugh… What’s with this weird situation… (It’s fine, just leave me.)”

……

“What did you say?” x2

Vanir and I cried out in unison.

– To be honest, bringing a general of the Demon King’s army back to the surface made me feel uneasy.

But he was using that body as a container.

Frankly speaking, Darkness was incredibly clumsy.

Even when she slashed at a target right before her, she would hit once for every five tries.

I wanted to ask her how she could be so clumsy to such an extent.

Anyway, the adventurers on the surface should be enough to suppress Darkness.

“Darkness, great work for enduring this long! Leave the rest to Aqua, the other adventurers and I will restrain your body…”

I said that when I saw the light at the end of the tunnel. But before I finished…

“… Fuhahaha… Fuhahaha! Art thou speaking to moi?”

The voice spoke very clearly and wasn’t interrupted by Darkness like earlier.

“Taking over complete! Brat, you underestimated moi! I was holding back earlier! If I approach thou’s companion with such an appearance, she’ll welcome moi with her guard down! When I see thou’s priestess companion, I’ll cleave her right in the head!”

As Vanir was shouting this, he dashed up the stairs faster than I could, even though he was wearing heavy armor.

Oh shit, oh shit!

That fellow’s target was Aqua. She might be wearing a strange mask, but no one would stop Darkness from getting near Aqua!

“Wake up, Darkness! You’re better than this, do you want to give in to the minions of the devil?!”

“Fuhahaha! It’s useless, brat! I don’t know what this girl’s thinking, but when the pain exceeds a certain threshold (I-I can’t anymore…) will hand over the body… Damn, damn it! Don’t make such weird noises!”

Oh no, that pervert can’t stand it anymore!

Vanir moved the body he had total control over and said:

“All right, time for a touching reunion for comrades who made it out of the dungeon alive! My hated enemy! I want to see what thou will do to a comrade whose body has been taken over by the enemy…!”

He shouted and leapt outside…!

“Sacred Exorcism–!”

“(Ahhh–!)”

Aqua, who was waiting at the entrance of the dungeon, cast her spell without warning, enveloping Darkness in white flames.

 

Part 8

Vanir who jumped out of the dungeon was on fire. He couldn’t withstand it and fell on one knee.

“Dark… Darkness–!”

And of course, he did so while controlling Darkness’s body.

I rushed out of the dungeon, rushing to Darkness’s side to check on her.

But on the surface, Darkness had no signs of burns at all.

“Fu… Fufufu… Fuhahaha! Fuhahaha!”

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And unexpectedly, Vanir who was hit by Aqua’s spell didn’t seem to be bothered.

“Hey Aqua! Don’t attack Darkness with magic so suddenly, it’s bad for my heart!”

I lectured Aqua, but she said unapologetically:

“What are you saying, that spell’s harmless against humans! I felt something evil coming out, so I was thinking I should cast the spell first and…”

“(I-I see… That’s fine, I was just surprised… Please give me a heads up next time, all right…?)”

That attack probably made Vanir relax his control, allowing Darkness’s will to show up.

“Hey Aqua! A general of the Demon King’s army is trying to take over Darkness’s body! The enemy appears to be a devil! An opponent you’re great at dealing with!”

“A… A general of the Demon King’s army?!”

When I said that, Sena who was observing the situation from a distance shouted before Aqua could react.

When she heard me say that, Aqua frowned and walked towards Darkness with an irked face.

She slowly covered her nose and said:

“Smelly! This is too smelly! That’s right, this is the stench of a devil! Really, how did Darkness get stained with this filth?”

“(Hmm?! I-I don’t think I’m smelly…)”

Aqua’s words made Darkness tear up under the mask.

“Fufufu… (Kazuma, smell me… It isn’t smelly, right?) Fuhahaha, fuhahaha! (Even if there’s a stench, it must be due to me charging around the dungeon just now.) Shut up! This is the scene where moi makes a cool speech, so keep quiet!”

Darkness became depressed when even Vanir lectured her.

“Fuhahaha! Greetings, cursed priestess that shares the same name as that notorious goddess of water! I’m Vanir! Duke of hell, one of the generals of the Demon King’s army, arch devil Vanir!”

Vanir had control of the body’s speech function, but Darkness had control over the body. While Vanir was making a grand monologue, his body seemed bored as it kicked at the small pebbles on the ground.

… By the way, he mentioned the priestess who shared the same name with the goddess of water.

Seemed like this devil realized Aqua’s identity.

“Not bad, greeting me with exorcism magic without hesitation! Fuhahaha, that’s the reason why the infamous Axis devotees are shunned by all! Does thou not know basic courtesy?”

“Annoying–being courteous to the devil, what nonsense are you saying? Devils are worse than the undead who go against the will of the gods. A parasite that can’t survive without the negative emotion of humans–! Puhehe!”

The two were silent for a moment after this exchange…

“Sacred High Exorcism–!”

“Naive!”

Aqua cast a spell without warning, but Vanir dodged to the side at the last moment.

“Why are you dodging, Darkness? Be a good girl and keep still!”

“(I-I know, but my body’s moving by itself!)”

As Aqua and Vanir began their fight, Sena and Megumin came to my side.

“Kazuma, Kazuma! What’s with this situation? Why’s Darkness wearing that mask…? How sly, I want a mask like that too! That mask’s stimulating my blood of the Crimson Demons!”

“What stupid things are you talking about, now’s not the time for that! Darkness’s body has been taken over by a General of the Demon King’s army, his main body is that mask! You have any ideas?”

“Satou-san, how did it turn out this way? That’s indeed a Demon King’s army general on the wanted list, the one who possesses foresight and clairvoyance. The devil of foresight, Vanir. What’s a big shot like him doing here?”

Sena, whose face was ash white, said in a voice closed to screaming.

“That guy’s here to investigate the people who defeated Beldia, a general of the Demon King’s army. He had another more troubling objective, but let’s talk about that later. Right now, I’ve sealed him using the talisman you gave me. He’s that mask on Darkness, and he’s trapped inside her right now.”

Hearing me say that, Sena commented with a bewildered expression.

“Trapped… In her body? You sealed a general of the Demon King’s army inside the body of your comrade?! What’s wrong with you? What were you thinking?”

“… But, this situation’s not good. That devil can even endure a hit from Aqua’s exorcism spell. He can do so because he’s possessing Darkness’s body. Crusaders are holy knights that serve the gods, that’s why Darkness has strong resistance against light magic. It’d be better to tear off the talisman and release that devil for now.”

After hearing Megumin say that, I looked at the devil Vanir who kept on dodging Aqua’s spell.

Under his skilled control, Darkness’s clumsy body wasn’t affected by the heavy armor, toying with Aqua with his agile movements.

What the hell, I thought we would win if we trapped him inside Darkness’s body!

I was surprised by how high Darkness’s physical specs were.

“Release that guy? He’s trapped in Darkness’s body right now, so he can only attack with a long sword. But that devil said he could use a killing laser. That’ll be hard to handle if we release him from Darkness’s body.”

When I looked again, the other adventurers had also joined the fray. They were providing support, attempting to slow Vanir down so Aqua’s spell could hit.

“… This… This is bad… If this goes on…”

“… Things don’t look good…”

Following Megumin’s gaze, I confirmed the situation–

“Damn! That Darkness is so strong…!”

“I can’t hit her! She parried my attack with her sword easily! Her strikes are heavy and amazingly fast! We’re only alive because she was holding back…!”

“Fuhahaha! This body isn’t bad! The strength and stamina are great! The resistance against holy magic makes it even more splendid! (Boohoo… I’m causing trouble for the other adventurers, but I’m a little happy to gain the upper hand against so many opponents…!)”

That girl… Now’s not the time to be happy!

“Hey Darkness! Enough, stop thrashing around–! Do you or don’t you want to be saved? Or are you feeling great because you’re showing the adventurers who looked down on you who’s boss?”

“(No-No, I’m not!) Fuhahaha! What’s wrong thou weaklings, come at moi! Don’t hold back!”

As Darkness was trying to explain herself Vanir spouted taunting words, making the expression of the adventurers around her turn sour.

“Darkness, you little…! Acting cocky because your attacks are landing!”

“I thought you were the one that was the most level-headed in Kazuma’s party! To think that you…!”

“Surround her! Encircle that crusader!”

“(The-The one taunting wasn’t me!) Fuhahaha! No matter how many minions you throw at moi, I’ll beat all of you off! (Ahhh…)”

Vanir was talking in Darkness’s voice.

To the adventurers, there was no way to differentiate which was Darkness and which was Vanir.

And because of that, Darkness was drawing more and more hate from the crowd. For some reason, the adventurers were scolding Darkness instead of Vanir.

“She’s obviously being manipulated by the enemy, but everyone’s scolding her, how pitiful! Isn’t there anything we can do?”

In fact, Darkness was being scolded as she overwhelmed the crowd with her abilities…!

“(Ahhh… The adventurers that talked to me so nicely are looking at me with eyes of disdain…!) I sense feelings of joy… Why’s that so? What’s happening…?”

……

“But she seems so happy.”

Megumin tugged on my shirt and said:

“… That-That’s why we have to save her! Don’t you have any ideas, Kazuma?”

Even if you asked me, the current Darkness was beyond what I could handle.

In the current situation, we didn’t have the means of defeating that devil.

Even Aqua’s spell didn’t have any effect. There was nothing we could do…

“You’re so annoying! Why are you so hard to deal with?”

“That’s what moi wants to say! Damn it, how despicable to attack in waves! Don’t think you can play around because moi don’t want to kill thou, adventurers!”

Meanwhile, Aqua and Vanir were still battling.

When the adventurers figured out that Vanir’s target was Aqua, they formed a human wall to hold Vanir back.

Aqua kept casting her exorcism spell from behind the human wall, but both parties couldn’t break the stalemate.

The balance was finally broken by Vanir.

He probably had gotten used to controlling Darkness’s body. Swinging the two-handed long sword with ease, he began destroying the weapons of the adventurers one by one.

In terms of her strength and stamina, Darkness was well ahead of the other adventurers.

And with the vast combat experience of the devil and agility, the sub-par crusader Darkness was powerful enough to win against an adventurer’s party of ten.

“I think that girl seems a little blessed today. Her performance has been eye-catching in all sorts of ways…”

“Don’t just say that leisurely, think of something… Ahhh!”

Finally, an adventurer couldn’t withstand Vanir’s fierce attack and fell to its blunt blow, crumbling the line of defense.

Megumin yelped when she saw what happened.

“Fuhahaha! It’s time to settle our score, moi rival! To die under the blade of your companion, how blessed art thou!”

“Hey Darkness! I believe in you! You won’t lose to the devil, right? It’s… It’s fine, right? Hey, Darkness, can you hear me?”

Aqua retreated slowly as she shouted, but Darkness didn’t reply.

The balance between Vanir and the adventurers had broken down. It was only a matter of time before Aqua, who was hiding behind them, was attacked.

“Satou-san, are you not going to join the battle? Aren’t that priestess and possessed crusader your party mates?! Are you not going to save them?”

Sena asked me urgently, now what should I do?

“No, you should know that I’m just an adventurer. Guys that are stronger than me are falling one after another. I can’t turn the tide even if I join the fray.”

“You! What is with you?”

As Sena’s face was cramping from disgust, the adventurers lost their ability to fight one after another.

“Ka-Kazuma–! This is a big crisis! The biggest crisis I’ve ever met–!”

Aqua who was on the verge of tears pleaded for help from the distance. Megumin hugged her staff as she looked up at my head with unease.

Even if you looked at me like this, the weak me couldn’t do anything…!

Even Sena, who was focusing on the adventurers being forced into a corner, was looking up at me with a pale face.

I really wanted to give Sena a good lecture right now.

I wasn’t the one who started the commotion, but I got dragged in as a victim every single time.

Sigh, I kept getting dragged into troublesome matters. Where did my luck go off to?

People who said I had good luck must’ve lied to me, I complained in my mind.

“Kazuma-san–! Kazuma-san–!”

– I listened to Aqua’s pleas for aid.

“… You guys are really troublesome, ahhh!”

I shouted a little disparagingly as I prayed. I hoped that if my luck really was good, everything would turn out well as I charged in with my sword drawn.

 

Part 9

Vanir seemed to have completely taken over Darkness’s body.

“Fuhahaha! Fuhahaha! All right… Prepare yourself, moi rival! To think I can destroy thou in such a place, even I couldn’t have foreseen that! Oh, the weakest man among the adventurers present here… Thou true nature has been seen through by moi, allow this devil of foresight to give you my prophecy.”

Vanir spoke to me, who was standing before Darkness.

“Thou who seeks peace and stability, listen well. Don’t waste your efforts; just pretend you didn’t see anything. Thou have good luck, but it’s canceled out by the bad luck of your companions. For your own safety, thou should find other party mates, that way…”

Before Vanir could finish, I already slashed at his mask in silence!

But as I expected, that was easily dodged by him.

“The boy who values his safety before all else, what caused you to have a change of heart? No matter what thou do, it won’t help the current situation. Aside from the Vanir doll, I can also throw in a mask that looks just like moi. Just take these and be gone.”

“I-I don’t want such things… Anyway, what’s up with you Darkness, why did you let your body get taken over so easily? You got tamed by that devil who suddenly showed up in no time? Are you really a gullible and easy woman?”

I said my taunting words.

“Fuhahaha! It’s useless, now… (Jerk, who are you calling gullible and easy? He didn’t tame me! It’s just that the way this devil’s manipulating and hurting my heart is too skilled…!) As thou can see, this girl can’t hear you any… Hmm… What an iron-like will, moi didn’t expect this. I’ve lived in this world for such a long time, but I’ve never met someone I couldn’t dominate.”

Should I say this was as I expected? The crusader whose interest were in endurance still had control over herself.

“Darkness, listen carefully. I’ll break the seal on the mask in a moment. It’s fine even if it’s just for an instant, but you must wrest back control of your body from Vanir. Then rip off that mask and throw it away. After that…”

Once the mask was removed from Darkness, it would be Aqua’s turn to shine.

… It was as though he saw through what I was thinking…

“Hmm, that isn’t a bad plan, but there’s a problem. How will thou who is weak break the seal of moi who has fully unleashed the powers of this girl? It would be so much easier to defeat my hated enemy by maintaining the current status quo. If you want to break the seal, wait until I’ve finished off that woman. (Yeah, don’t look down on the current me. I don’t think I’ll lose to anybody right now!)

That’s what Vanir said and…

“You… You moron… Are you on his side too?!”

– The adventurers, who lost consciousness after getting hit by the blunt side of Vanir’s sword, collapsed around the area.

And Aqua, who was casting healing spells on the adventurers who were down, stood behind me when she saw that I was opposing Vanir.

“Kazuma, I’ll support you from behind! Use my buffing spells and destroy that devil like a hero!”

After Aqua said her irresponsible lines to fan the flames…

“Fufufu, I’ll help you from behind too. All right Kazuma, it’s time for you to awaken the power sleeping inside you. Stop playing around and liberate Darkness from that devil!”

Megumin, who was also standing behind me, also taunted irresponsibly.

What do you mean by the power sleeping inside me?

But Aqua and Megumin seemed to think that I would challenge Vanir head on and then break the seal.

Vanir took up a fighting stance when he heard what they said.

“Fuhahaha! You want to defeat moi?! (If) you want to take off this (talisman!), come (at me bro). Shut up! Don’t snatch the cool lines from moi!”

“Didn’t the two of you hate that talisman? And now you don’t want me to take it off, make up your mind.”

As I couldn’t help but retort, I instructed Aqua to prepare her exorcism spell.

“Brat, thou must have a scheme in mind. It’s all because of that woman who’s emitting bright flames, shrouding thou’s mind from me. But thou don’t seem to be planning to fight moi with swords… Hmm, thou must be thinking of using some skills, right? (It’s Steal! Kazuma must be using his best skill, Steal!)”

“You… You idiot! Why did you reveal my trump card?”

I couldn’t help retorting when I heard Darkness gloating. Vanir smiled deviously.

“Kazuma, the spell’s ready!”

“Great, leave the rest to me! Well then, time for me to move. Darkness, just like that time in the dojo, let’s make a bet! If I win, I’ll add in something even more overboard on top of my ‘overboard demand’. You can do as you wish if you win!”

“(Ahhh… To-To use such tricks at a time like this…!) Damn… Damn it… Don’t get taken in by the tempting words of that man! Don’t show your weak side, refresh your soul! Increase your power to resist his Steal…!”

As Darkness was struggling internally, Vanir couldn’t move well and stopped.

At this moment, I heard Megumin start chanting explosion spell behind me.

I was stunned for a moment, and saw that Megumin was staring at the entrance of the dungeon when I turned back.

Adventurers were rushing out of the dungeon, and Vanir’s dolls were chasing them.

When Vanir saw that, the eyes of the mask gleamed eerily, and the dolls flooding out of the dungeon started swarming towards us.

Megumin seemed to be targeting them.

“All right, I’m coming Vanir! Darkness, keep resisting Vanir. Don’t let him move!”

I said as I reached out towards the mask…!

“Just a Steal from a mere adventurer! If thou think it’ll work on moi, thou art going to be disappointed! Just try it, don’t hold back…!”

“Tinder–!”

… After all that build up, what I shouted wasn’t Steal, but the fire magic Tinder.

I didn’t need to tear or steal the talisman.

I just needed to burn it with fire…!

“… Fuhahaha! Fuhahaha! Fuhahaha! (Ahhh… How despicable, Kazuma you scoundrel!) To think thou could trick moi, the devil of foresight, splendid!”

The talisman on the mask caught fire and the thing bounding Vanir and Darkness together was gone.

“Hey Darkness, show me your mental toughness! Take off that mask and throw it away!”

Darkness placed her hand on her mask when she heard me say that and–!

“(…! I can’t take it off…!)”

Under the strong resistance from Vanir, the mask was still sticking tightly to Darkness’s face.

Vanir’s dolls were swarming in.

And the adventurers who escaped the dungeon formed a human wall to block them.

Everyone seemed to sense that we were facing a boss-level enemy, and were planning to hold back the minions for us.

“Kazuma-san–! What should I do? Can I cast my spell?”

“No… Wait, the mask is still on Darkness! Even if you cast your spell like this, it’ll be resisted by her…”

– At this moment.

“(Don’t worry, just do it.)”

With her hands still trying to take off the mask, Darkness muttered.

Even if she said that, it wouldn’t be effective.

“(If Aqua’s spell doesn’t work… Then don’t worry about me and cast Explosion, just blow me away with him.)”

Darkness said…

… Hey, what are you saying?

“You idiot! No matter how tough you are, you can’t survive explosion magic!”

“(How would you know if you don’t try it!) Wait… Don’t be rash, let’s talk this over.”

When Darkness said that, Vanir who was calm all this while started to panic a little.

Darkness then told Aqua and Megumin behind me who had finished preparing their magic:

“(Aqua! Cast the exorcism spell the moment this mask leaves my body!) How about calling it a draw today? (If this mask keeps sticking onto me, then cast your Explosion, Megumin…!) To fight to a draw with moi who is a Demon King’s army general and the duke of hell, it’s something thou could boast to others about!”

“I-I understand Darkness! I’ll do it once that annoying thing’s out of the way!”

Aqua watched that mask closely, ready to cast her spell at any moment.

“Kazuma, Darkness is insane… Even she can’t survive that!”

Megumin cried to me with tears in her eyes.

Suddenly everyone, including the dolls charging us, Sena and the adventurers stopped.

They stood far away from Darkness, not daring to move.

– In this situation.

“(… Hey Vanir. The time was short, but it wasn’t too bad hanging around with you. So, at the very least… I’ll let you choose. Do you want to be purified after getting away from me, or do you want to be blown up by Explosion together with me? Which one do you prefer?)”

Darkness forced Vanir to make such an unreasonable choice.

Both meant his destruction.

“… I’m a devil.”

Vanir answered with a heavy heart…

“As an existence that opposes the gods, I don’t want to be purified. Fuhahaha… My wish for destruction’s coming true in an unexpected manner. Goodbye, it was fun possessing thou’s body.”

He chose Explosion.

Hearing him say that, the masked Darkness went far away from us.

“(Do it, Megumin!)”

Darkness’s cruel request made Megumin shake her head in refusal. I went up to Sena who was watching the events unfold with a blank expression and patted her shoulder.

“If something unfortunate does happen, please be the witness and testify that it was my instruction. It’s the same this time too, I’ll bear the full responsibility.”

When she heard what I said, Sena nodded firmly with a pale face and gulped.

The crusader that was the pride of our party was tough and tenacious.

– The toughest in all of Axel.

“Do it, Megumin!”

Shortly after I gave the word.

A loud explosion took place a short distance before the dungeon–


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Konosuba Volume 3: Chapter 3

Gifting this aristocratic lady with marriage!

TL: Skythewood

Editor: Adam, Cannongerbil, Veritaum, Boring bone, Xenthur

 

Part 1

“Hey Aqua, don’t make me waste my breath, just give up that seat. Since Darkness isn’t back, we won’t be doing quests today either. I need to design the merchandise to be displayed in Wiz’s shop, so get out of my way.”

Hearing me say that, Aqua, who was hogging the spot on the couch before the fireplace as usual, squinted her eyes as she yawned and said:

“Why are you so irritable? You’re too hysterical lately. You don’t need to act this way just because Darkness isn’t back yet. Enough about that… I heard that girl Yunyun said something to Megumin. You must pay the adequate price for everything. If you want me to give this warm place to you, you must give me something that satisfies me. Let me think, specifically speaking…”

Aqua paused and pondered for a moment.

“… If thou wish for the place where the goddess resides… Offer high-class wine to me. Warm light will then shine a path for the lost NEET.”

I should give her a tight slap.

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Konosuba Volume 3: Chapter 2

Helping this Crimson Demon girl make friends!

TL: Skythewood

Editor: Adam, Cannongerbil, Veritaum, Boring bone, Xenthur

Part 1

“Hey–Kazuma–Where’s Darkness–? Isn’t she back yet?”

In front of the fireplace in the living room, Aqua, who was seated on the couch she claimed as her private seat, asked in a bored manner while hugging her knees.

– It had been several days since the verdict had been passed. To fulfill her promise, Darkness went off to see the landlord…

But after setting off last evening, she had yet to return.

I remembered the lecherous way the landlord checked Darkness out, and felt stuffiness in my chest.

After all, Darkness would follow her desires even when she faced a general of the Demon King’s army.

The situation right now should be to her liking.

I didn’t like Darkness in that way, and didn’t harbor any feelings of love toward her. If she wanted to go off with anyone, I had no right to stop her.

But she stayed out the whole night after saying she was going to fulfill her promise, which meant she stayed in the hotel room rented by the landlord, and was probably…

“… Ahhhhhh–!”

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Konosuba Volume 3: Chapter 1

Requesting aid against this unjust trial!

TL: Skythewood

Editor: Adam, Cannongerbil, Veritaum, Boring bone, Xenthur

Part 1

There used to be a high bounty target feared by people all over the world. No one knows who came up with the name, but it’s know as…

Mobile Fortress Destroyer.

Thanks to my brilliant command, we took down that infamous bounty target not to long ago.

And right now, to collect the bounty reward for bringing down the Destroyer, I came to the Adventurer’s Guild, but–

“Adventurer Satou Kazuma! You’re under suspicion of committing subversion of the nation! Please come along with us!”

The situation took a weird turn.

“Eh… May I ask who you are? Or rather, what does ‘Subversion of the nation’ mean? I just came here to collect my payout.”

I timidly asked the seriously looking woman before me.

The rowdy guild was dead silent because of what the woman accompanied by knights said.

“I’m a prosecutor of the Kingdom, Sena. Subversion of the nation literally means committing an act that undermines the authority of the nation. We suspect that you’re either a terrorist or a minion of the Demon King’s army.”

The woman with long brown hair said as she glared at me with stern eyes.

She had that air of an intelligent beauty that gave the impression of a secretary.

After hearing Sena say that, Aqua shouted.

“Ehh? Hey, Kazuma, what trouble did you stir up this time? What crimes did you commit while I wasn’t looking! Apologize right now! I’ll apologize together with you, so do it quick!”

“Are you an idiot! There’s no way I would commit such crimes! In the first place, we spend most of our time together! There’s no way you wouldn’t know if I did anything!”

As I was scolding Aqua, Megumin said:

“Wait a minute, did you get the wrong person? Kazuma does commit minor infractions like sexual harassment from time-to-time, but he doesn’t have the guts to commit such a major crime.”

“Are you helping me or looking for a fight?”

As I retorted, Darkness followed up and said:

“Yeah, I don’t think this man would commit such a serious crime. If he had the guts, he would do more than ogle at me with creepy eyes when I walk around the house in a skimpy attire. He’s a loser who doesn’t even dare to do a night raid.”

“Wh-Wh-Who is looking at you!? Aren’t you too self-conscious? Don’t get conceited just because you have a sexy body. I have the right to choose, all right?”

When she heard me say that, Darkness’s face turned red instantly.

“After asking me to do all that in the shower, you’re saying this now…?!”

“I was manipulated by a succubus that time! And you’re the one with the problem, being so docile and scrubbing my back because of the mood! And what do you want now? Are you expecting something? Just how gullible and open are you?”

“I-I-I know you still have memories about that…! And as a crusader serving the Goddess Eris, my body is still pure! Saying I’m gullible and open? I’ll kill you!”

As Darkness said these dangerous words, she attempted to strangle me as we got into a scuffle. One of the knights beside Sena broke up the fight.

Sena, who didn’t even move a brow after witnessing the commotion, said coldly:

“Teleporting the core of the Destroyer, Coronatite, was done at that man’s instruction. And the place the ore was teleported to was the mansion of the Lord.”

After she said that, the entire guild fell into deathly silence.

– Coronatite. During the fight with the Destroyer, the one who asked Wiz to teleport that stone, which was about to explode, was me.

To think that that stone–

“Really, so that landlord died in the explosion…?”

“He’s not dead, don’t just kill him off! Coincidentally, the landlord had sent away all the household staff and was in the basement himself, so there were no casualties. But the mansion was destroyed.”

Hearing that there was no deaths, I breathed a sigh of relief.

“So no one died in the fight against the Destroyer? That’s great.”

“It’s not great! Do you know the situation right now? You sent an explosive device into the mansion of the landlord and blew up the entire mansion! Like I told you, you’re under suspicion of being either a terrorist or a minion of the Demon King’s army. Anyway, I’ll listen to what you have to say back at the station.”

Sena’s words caused the guild to turn rowdy again.

That was expected. All the adventurers present knew what kind of person I was.

At the same time, they knew the role I played during the fight against the Destroyer.

“Ku, I thought it was something terrible… Kazuma was the most valuable player during the battle against the Destroyer. He might be the one who ordered the teleportation of the Coronatite, but he had no choice in that situation. If not for Kazuma’s wits, people might’ve died when the Coronatite exploded. He should be commended, not prosecuted.”

Sounds of people affirming what Megumin said sounded all throughout the guild.

You, you guys…!

While I was feeling touched, Sena said coldly:

“By the way, the charge of subversion could be brought against suspects other than the mastermind. Before the trial ends, I’ll advise everyone to mind your words and actions. If there are people who want to go to jail with him, I won’t mind.”

The guild turned silent once again after her speech.

After this–

“… ‘Don’t worry! The world is huge! Compared to a place with lots of people, the chance of it ending up somewhere with nobody around is higher! Don’t worry, I’ll take all the responsibility! I might look this way, but my luck is incredibly good!’… I remember that was what Kazuma said during that moment…”

Aqua said suddenly.

… I did say that, but how could this girl remember it so clearly? She’s usually a complete airhead. Could it be…?

“Aqua, don’t tell me…? You’re thinking of pushing all the blame onto me…?

Aqua simply awkwardly averted her gaze without answering the question.

“By the way, I never made it inside the Destroyer. If I was there, I would’ve stopped Kazuma from making that decision. Unfortunately, I wasn’t there, so it can’t be helped. That’s right, how unfortunate.”

No one asked her anything, but Megumin started a monologue out of nowhere.

“… Hey, hold it. Aqua, Megumin, you two… Could it be…?”

The two of them wanted to…!

At this moment, Darkness defended me, standing before Sena and said:

“Wait a minute, I’m the mastermind, and the one giving the instructions was me. Please let me join the kinky games in prison… No–I mean if you want to arrest Kazuma, take me in and interrogate me too!”

“I heard that you only stood in front of the Destroyer and were totally useless, right?”

“?”

Sena put salt in Darkness’s wound without hesitation, causing her to look at me with tears in her eyes. But Darkness being useless was a fact, so I ignored her. I didn’t have time to deal with this right now.

In this situation, Wiz, who was quiet all this while, raised her hand timidly.

“Um… the one who cast teleportation was me. If you want to arrest Kazuma-san, then I…”

Aqua grabbed Wiz’s raised hand at this point.

“Don’t do it Wiz! If sacrificing one person is enough, this should be for the best! I know you feel bad, but you need to endure this…! That’s right, Kazuma is not leaving us forever. We need to wait patiently for Kazuma to return safely from prison, understand?”

That bitch! Don’t make it sound like my jail term was confirmed!

No… the one who instructed Wiz was me. At the very least, I needed to protect Wiz!

“Forget it; even if you aren’t with me, I can still rely on the guys in the guild!”

As I said that, I looked around the guild, but all the adventurers averted their eyes after meeting mine.

Y-You guys too?!

“Hey, what kind of joke is this?! Put in more effort you guys! At least resist a little!”

As I lashed out at them, a girl mage said softly:

“The first time I met Kazuma-san… That’s right, I saw it that time. At the alley behind the guild, Kazuma-san stripped a female thief of her panties. Yes, his expression back then left a deep scar on me.”

Wait…!

“That’s right, I always thought Kazuma would get into big trouble one day…”

“Yeah, me too. I heard a rumor that he locked the priestess in his party inside a cage and used her as bait for crocodiles.”

“There’s more; I heard that when someone challenged him to a duel, Kazuma stole the challenger’s magic sword and sold it.”

“Oh, you guys are turning on me now?! I’ll remember your faces, loudmouths! Better watch your back after I prove my innocence…!”

As I was telling them off, two knights grabbed my arms forcefully.

“I won’t forget this–!”

Part 2

– The police station in the middle of town.

A building a just adventurer like me would never frequent.

Right now, I was inside the police station, being led into its depths.

“Okay, go in obediently. Until after the trial is over, this will be your room.”

Sena, who was walking in front of me, said as she stopped before a small and dark cell.

“Hey, I’m the hero who saved this town, right? Are you for real? Are you really going to lock me inside a cell? Are you serious?”

I became afraid after seeing the cell. I asked Sena, attempting to get on her good side, but…

“I’ll question you thoroughly tomorrow, just rest here for today.”

Sena didn’t answer my question and ignored me. When the knights heard what she said, they pushed me into the cell.

After this, Sena turned around and left with the knights.

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“Hey! Wait!… Hey!… Hey!… Really…?”

Inside the dark and cold cell, I grabbed the iron bars with my hands, losing my composure after the sudden turn of events.

… Up until this morning, I was still lounging around in my mansion.

Why did things turn out like this?

Not knowing what to do, I surveyed the cell. I found some rugs on the icy floor, a toilet at the corner and a window with iron bars, that’s all.

How unfair. Treating the one who saved the town this way is too much.

I hugged my legs and sat down, burying my face between my knees.

I knew that this world is dangerous and the rules don’t make sense, but I never thought it would be to such an extent.

Thinking back now, my time as a hikikomori was so wonderful.

I could sleep until noon inside a warm room, then spend all day playing games after waking up.

Eating the meals prepared by my parents, sleeping whenever I wanted and getting up whenever I pleased; a self-indulgent life.

But after coming to this world, I have been living through hardship every day.

I don’t have any knowledge about this world, can’t find a good job and couldn’t work well in the service industry. I had to perform hard labor after arriving in this world and sleep in the stables every night.

And I had to clean up after those idiots and got burdened with debts…!

The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. Just wait until I get out, all of you!

… But.

“I want to go back… I had enough, I want to go back to Japan…”

I remembered my original goal of returning to Japan.

This was a world with a feudal society and I was being charged in court.

The person I offended wasn’t a nobody. If I make a wrong move, I might get the death sentence.

My current circumstances were dire, and being placed in a dark cell made me very uneasy. At this moment…

As I was about to cry inside my cell, I heard several sets of footsteps in the distance, drawing near.

“Hey, I won’t resist, so be gentle!”

“Shut up, scum! Faster!”

Alongside the sound of clanking armor, a nasty voice boomed out.

Seemed like another prisoner was going to a cell near me.

… No, wait. There was only one cell here.

Come on, I don’t want to share a cell with an unknown criminal!

“Go in! Really, how many times do you want to come here? This is a prison, not a hotel. There’s someone who went in before you, so get along.”

“All right, all right, I get it. Sorry for the intrusion… Hey, isn’t that Kazuma? What are you doing here?”

– The one entering the cell was the town’s infamous delinquent adventurer, Dust.

“Hey, what a coincidence to meet you here! So, what did you do?”

After the knights left, Dust, who seemed happy for some reason, asked me.

“Nothing much, they seem to think I’m a terrorist… During the battle with the Destroyer, I gave the order to teleport the core that was about to explode. Turns out, that thing was sent to the landlord’s mansion and blew his house apart.”

Hearing me say that, Dust burst into laughter.

“Wahaha, that’s great, Kazuma! That stinky landlord is detestable anyway! Well done! Wahaha, he had it coming!”

“Hold it, it wasn’t intentional! I didn’t do it because I had something against the landlord! Or rather… I’m curious. What are you doing here, Dust?”

From what the knight said, he seemed to be a regular here.

“Me? Nothing much. I heard the payout for defeating the Destroyer was coming, so I ate and drank to my content and left tabs everywhere, thinking that I would clear the debts with the payout. I thought the payout would be great, so I took out a loan to gamble. In the end, the payout was smaller than I thought and I couldn’t pay back the money. With no money, I had to sleep in the stables. But it’s cold out this season, so I’d rather come here so I won’t freeze to death and have food to eat. So, I ate at some place without paying, and the debtors couldn’t chase me here too.”

This man really lived up to his name.

Seeing the sorry state of the unrepentant delinquent Dust made me feel better about being locked away here.

Part 3

After killing time chatting with Dust and eating dinner, I turned in for the night.

– I didn’t know how long I slept.

Hearing an explosion from far away, I felt a slight tremor shortly after and woke up with a start. At the same time, I heard a soft voice.

“… Ka… Kazuma! Hey, Kazuma, wake up!”

The moonlight shone in through the iron bars covering the windows.

It was probably late in the night.

“Hey, Kazuma, can you hear me? Kazuma–”

The soft voice coming from outside the window sounded familiar.

I looked around me and confirmed that, aside from Dust snoring, no one was around.

This cell was situated in the deepest part of the police station. They probably thought that there wasn’t any need for anyone to guard it.

The window with iron bars was at a place much taller than I was.

I walked towards the bottom of the window and heard Aqua’s voice clearly this time.

“Aqua! What do you want, dammit!”

“I’m here to save you, of course! Megumin and Darkness are creating a diversion right now to attract the attention of the guards. Megumin probably set off her explosion magic somewhere near town, drawing the police away. Darkness should be fleeing the scene with Megumin who depleted her mana in tow.”

So, the tremor I felt in my dreams was from the explosion magic.

“Anyway, why are you guys thinking of saving me now? If you wanted to help, you should’ve supported me during the day.”

“If we did that, we would be spending our time in prison together! We didn’t do this out of fear of what Kazuma would do to us after you get out, definitely not.”

Hearing the latter half of her sentence, I had a rough idea of why they came to rescue me.

But–

“But would it be fine to run away like this? Won’t it make matters worse?”

“What nonsense are you saying? Subversion of the nation is punishable by death. I heard from Darkness that the landlord is a despicable and petty person. For a nobody adventurer like Kazuma, he’ll use his influence to twist the facts and kill you off.”

As expected of an alternate world with a middle age level civilization.

Lives were treated like trash.

“… I’ll break out of prison then, but how am I supposed to get out of here? Saw through the iron bars in the window?”

Aqua laughed confidently upon hearing me say that, and threw something through the gap between the iron bars to my side.

Dropping onto the ground with a slight metallic sound was a piece of steel wire.

What should I do with this? Was that girl telling me to…

“First, use that wire to open the lock of your cell, just like in a manga. You can then use your Lurk skill to escape the police station! After that, return to the mansion and prepare to run away in the night! That’s it then, I’ll wait for you at the front of the police station!”

Aqua left after saying these words.

I picked up the wire and looked at the lock of the prison cell.

… It’s an eight-digit number lock.

“… I’m going back to sleep.”

I covered myself with the blanket once again.

Part 4

“Get up! Come with me. It’s time for your interrogation!”

I was still wrapped in my blanket when Sena barged into the cell and woke me up.

“What is it, it’s still early…”

“It’s almost noon! How do you normally spend your time?!”

Under the watchful eyes of the guards, I was brought before a certain room.

“All right, get in. I’ll listen to what you say, then decide if I’m going to prosecute you. You better think carefully before you speak!”

After hearing Sena’s threatening words, I cautiously walked into the room. At the center was a table and two chairs.

There was a small table and chair near the exit as well.

The set up was just like a police interrogation room you see in movies.

One of the knights who escorted me over sat in the chair at the entrance silently and placed a piece of paper on the table.

This action is known as taking a statement, right?

The other knight hurried me to the seat in the middle of the room.

He then stood quietly behind me, probably standing by to subdue me if I turned violent.

Two knights in full armor were in this small room. As I was feeling tense from the pressure, Sena sat down on the other side and placed a small bell on the table.

“Do you know what this is? This is a magic item that can detect lies, used in court and places like this. This bell is synchronized with the magic caster in this room, and will ring when lies are uttered. Please remember this… Well then, I’ll begin my questioning now.”

After Sena said that, her face turned serious and the interrogation began in this heavy atmosphere.

She tapped her index fingers on the table, trying to exert pressure on me.

“Satou Kazuma. Age sixteen, working as an adventurer. Your job is also an adventurer… So, state your place of birth and what you were doing before you started adventuring.”

A sudden high difficulty question.

Where did I come from and what did I do, how should I explain that?

She said that that bell would ring if I told a lie–

“I’m from Japan, and I was a student.”

Ring.

My words made that bell ring… Hey, I didn’t lie okay.

Sena who was tapping the table stopped and frowned.

“… Write this down, falsifying place of birth and job history…”

The knight in charge of taking minutes started writing.

“Wait! I didn’t lie!”

Ring.

What’s with that?! Why is it ringing?!

I’m from Japan and was a student…! Was… A student….

“… I’m from Japan. I spent every day in my house, living a depraved life.”

After I answered once again, Sena stared at that bell.

I also stared at the bell closely.

– It didn’t ring this time.

“… Why did you lie about being a student?”

“I didn’t lie… Ugh… Forget it…”

Damn, I hate that magic item–!

“I’ve never heard of a place called Japan before… But never mind. Next, state the reason why you wanted to become an adventurer.”

“To save the citizens that were being terrorized by the Demon King’s army and…”

Ring.

“……”

“… Because being an adventurer sounded cool. It felt like it would be easy to make big money and become popular with the girls.”

“…Ve-Very well. Next question. Do you bear any grudge against the landlord? I heard that you had been complaining about your debts.”

“That’s because the huge payout from successfully taking down the Dullahan wasn’t enough to pay the reparation fees for the damage done to the town; that’s why I landed in debt. It was done to protect the town, but it would be meaningless if the town got destroyed in the process. I’m fine with this outcome.”

Ring.

“……”

“To be frank, I used words like these to convince my angry comrades. But honestly, for him to treat the heroes who saved the town like this, it makes me want to kill him.”

“I… I see. Then next…”

“Excuse me… Can I say something?”

I interrupted Sena seemed reluctant to continue the interrogation and said:

“Would you like to just get straight to the point? Like ‘Are you working for the Demon King’s army?’, or ‘Did you give that order because you had a grudge against the landlord?’. I’ve said this several times: I only asked someone to perform a random teleport. I wasn’t targeting the landlord, and I never thought that things would’ve turned out this way. I gave that order because I wanted to save the town. I’m telling the truth.”

Sena kept her eyes on the bell as she listened to me.

– And of course, the bell didn’t ring.

After confirming this, Sena sighed heavily.

“… I seem to have been mistaken. I’ve heard nothing but bad rumors about you, so that’s why… I’m very sorry…”

Sena changed her attitude, becoming more humble and polite as she bowed to me.

I think her earlier tone was meant for criminals, this is her usual manner of speech.

Since I had been cleared of any suspicion, I decided this was a good time and said:

“Really, believing rumors without investigating them first? Do you know how to do your job, prosecutor?”

“Ugh… Sorry, I apologize…”

As Sena lowered her head in apology, I continued.

“Do you know what my achievements are? I’m not just the one who contributed the most in the subjugation of Demon King’s General Beldia; I was also the one in charge of directing the fight against the Destroyer. My stellar performance broke the Mobile Fortress Destroyer no one else could defeat! And you didn’t even offer a word of thanks, just endless accusations!”

I leant so far back that the chair was creaking. Fueled by my grudge of being detained overnight, I started pushing my weight around Sena.

“I… I apologize, this is because of my job…! I know what Kazuma-san had done for the town, but…”

“But…? But what? Anyway, now that my suspicions have been cleared, why aren’t you serving me tea? What is it with this police station? Bringing out some Katsudon would be fine too!”

“Katsudon? Sorry, we don’t have that here… I’ll serve you some tea immediately…”

Sena left in a hurry, and returned with a cup of brewed tea.

I took a sip…!

“It’s too warm! Doesn’t the prosecutor here know how to brew tea? And with your fierce attitude you probably don’t have a boyfriend, right? Since there’s a magic item here, it’s my turn to ask the questions. Do you have any man you’re close with?”

“No.”

Sena looked at me expressionlessly and said firmly:

“No. Yes, because of my personality, I never had a boyfriend even after living until this age. Are you happy now? I advise you not to go too far.”

“Sorry.”

Looking at the bell that didn’t ring, I fearfully apologized.

“Anyway, what are the bad rumors you heard about me? Just those that were brought up by the adventurers yesterday?”

“Um, well… Apart from those, I heard you stripped the panties off a young girl in your party in public; you forced a crusader living in the same house as you to wash your back in the bath; you think your party’s priestess is troublesome and want to abandon her in a dungeon; all these rumors made you a suspicious character–”

……

Seeing me turning stiff, Sena looked at me with suspicious eyes.

“… Are they just rumors?”

“Just rumors.”

Ring.

Sena’s cold poker face returned as she said:

“… Those are just problems within your party, so I won’t make any comments. But do you know what people call you in the streets? Kazujerk, Kazutrash–”

“How… How mean! Who’s the one that gave me that sort of nickname?!”

But I knew about the things she brought up, I couldn’t deny it!

Seeing me like this, Sena sighed and…

“Really. To be safe, I’ll ask you again. You have no relations to anyone in the Demon King’s army, right? You’re not, for example, acquainted with a Demon King’s Army General, or anything like that…”

“No such thing, do you really think I’m a big sho–”

Ring.

I didn’t finish saying ‘of a man to you’.

I realized I had made a big mistake.

Listening to the echo of the bell reverberating in the interrogation room.

I remembered that Wiz is a Demon King’s General.

Part 5

“Hey, there’s not enough rice! And give me something with meat on it! Who cooked this?! I want to see the manager–!”

I was depressed for making this huge mistake, while the delinquent beside me was being noisy.

The man arrested for dine and dash was picking on the quality of the food.

Maybe I should act shamelessly like he does.

… I don’t really want to act that depraved though.

“Hey Kazuma, cheer up. I can’t count the number of times I was charged in court with all my fingers. You aren’t really an adventurer until you’ve been brought to the police station once. We’ll both be attending court tomorrow, so we should eat something good and have a good rest. I’ll get you some nice food! The cops here don’t like trouble, so they’ll bring things over if you complain a bit.”

After saying so, Dust started complaining in a volume loud enough to be heard throughout the station.

In the end, the police came over to warn Dust to not push his luck and beat him up. Dust turned quiet and I slept to be prepared for the next day.

– As it was getting late, I was woken by a tremor and the sound of an explosion from a distance, just like last night.

I sat up immediately and heard Aqua’s soft voice saying:

“Kazuma! Hey Kazuma, wake up!”

Hearing her voice, I clung to the wall with the window and said:

“You’re here again. What happened in the end last night? Is everyone fine?”

“Megumin and Darkness were sure they weren’t seen by anyone on the way back, but they were still made suspects for the explosion incident for some reason. The investigation capability of this world is amazing. But never mind that; I forced them both to wear a hood they hated, so they would definitely not be found out this time.”

No matter how you thought about it, the problem wasn’t being seen by others while committing the crime, but the limited number of people who could cast Explosion in this town.

“Let’s leave that for later; I was waiting for you the entire time, why didn’t you escape? I waited until my head was covered in snow; I was even questioned by the police several times, how miserable.”

“It’s not a lock and key padlock, but a rotating number lock. And I don’t have any lock picking skills at all, so there’s no way I can do that with just a wire.”

Hearing me say that, Aqua was quiet for a moment.

“… They got me this time, I didn’t think their prison was so secure.”

“It’s just a number lock. More importantly, what are you planning to do? If I don’t break out tonight, I’ll be charged in court tomorrow.”

Hearing me say that, Aqua snorted a couple of times. She sounded confident.

Where does her baseless confidence stem from?

“The method yesterday was too roundabout. I prepared two saws today; I’ll throw one of them to your side.”

… Saw?

“… You want me to saw through the window’s iron bars and escape?”

“So, you do know. We have until daybreak and there’s no time, so hurry!”

After saying that, Aqua threw a saw in through the gaps of the iron bars.

I see, if both of us work together, we could double the speed of cutting the bars.

But the problem is–

“… The window is too high from my side, I can’t reach it.”

The window was placed high up on the wall to prevent prisoners from breaking out. I couldn’t reach it even if I jumped.

“Don’t worry, I’m not stupid. I already knew this might happen, so I prepared a stepping stool. You can saw along with me if you use it. There’s probably not enough time for one-person to saw through it, but it should be fine with both of us working together.”

I see.

“So how do you plan in getting the stepping stool inside? Squeezing it through the gaps between the bars?”

Aqua was silent for a while after I asked her this simple question.

“… Wait a minute.”

After saying this, Aqua ran off.

Sometime later–

“No, this is… A necessity for Kazuma, I have to give it to him…”

“I’ve never heard of anyone sending such a thing into a jail cell. And why are you here at this late hour…?”

Aqua’s voice could be heard in the distance.

She seemed to be trying to get the guards to pass that thing to me.

Maybe I should learn to act as earnestly as that idiot.

Surprisingly, as I listened to Aqua and the guard squabbling in the distance, I was no longer uneasy about going to court tomorrow.

– To dispose of the evidence, I threw the saw out the window and slept while wrapped in my blanket.

Part 6

The justice system in this world was very simple. The prosecutor would collect evidence, and the accused would be defended by a representative.

If the judge concluded the charges to be true, he would pass judgment.

There are no lawyers in this world and the accused are defended by their friends.

The building structure was the same as the Japanese courts, with the accused in handcuffs and the representative standing in the center of the court. The judge, prosecutor and plaintiff sat opposite of them some distance away.

Right now–

“No need to be so tense. Don’t worry, we’ll stay by your side.”

Megumin said, attempting to calm me down as I was so nervous that my whole body was stiff.

– That’s right.

The ones standing beside me as my defense representatives were the members of my party.

Why did things turn out like this?

Sitting in the seat of the prosecutor was Sena, who was staring at me, who couldn’t hide my nervousness, with cold eyes.

“No problem, leave it to me. The Crimson Demons have high intelligence; I’ll make that prosecutor cry through our debate.”

The one to my right making this reliable speech is my defending attorney Megumin.

“Don’t worry; if events develop beyond the point of redemption, I’ll think of a way to help you. You’re not at fault for this incident at all.”

Darkness who was standing to my left said.

How reliable, I felt at ease…

But–

“Just leave it to me! As a woman of the cloth, my words are very convincing! Just leave everything to me!”

That’s right, the problem lies with this girl. I asked Aqua to come over and whispered into her ear:

“Listen carefully Aqua. I’m begging you, please don’t say anything. If you keep quiet obediently for the entire trial, I’ll buy Snow Crimson Crab for you.”

“What nonsense are you saying? If Kazuma’s sentenced to jail or death, you won’t be able to buy crab for me. Don’t worry, the one most familiar with being an attorney is me. Kazuma likes to play video games, right? Haven’t you heard about people in Japan playing ‘Based Attorney’ and ‘Manganronpa’? I played both before.”

“Okay, I get it now. Please, don’t say a word.”

Aqua responded to my request by turning her head away unhappily.

This little–!

– A middle aged man that appeared to be the judge rapped the table with a mallet.

“Order in the court! We’ll now begin the trial for Satou Kazuma for subversion of the nation! The plaintiff is Alexei Barnes Alderp!”

On the cue of the judge, a fat man stood up.

He was tall and bulky, his balding head shiny. A middle-aged man full of body hair.

So that’s the landlord who’s suing me.

Landlord Alderp glared at me, as if he was judging my worth. He then used his lecherous eyes to look at the three ladies standing beside me.

After looking at every inch of Aqua’s and Megumin’s body, he turned his sights on Darkness…

And he stood stiffly there with a look of surprise.

“Hey, that fat old man kept looking at us. I feel the presence of evil and have the urge to poke his eyes out.”

“I’m pleading with you not to do that… And isn’t he only staring at Darkness?”

“He’s been looking at her for a very long time. His eyes are the same as Kazuma’s when he’s looking at Darkness when she walks around the mansion in flimsy attire.”

“Ughh… hey, you got it wrong. I-I never looked at Darkness with such eyes…”

As I was explaining myself in a panic and looking at Darkness, I noticed she was staring at the landlord too.

“… What’s wrong Darkness? Are you bothered by that old man’s gaze?”

“… No… I’m fine, it’s not that… I’ll tell you later.”

Darkness didn’t look okay, but I had no time to ask her as the mallet fell again.

“Silence! I’ll have order in the court. Prosecutor, step forth! We have a magic item here, so any lie will be exposed in this court. Remember this when you speak.”

The judge rapped the table again, and Sena stood up with this cue.

“I’ll now read out the charges… The accused, Satou Kazuma, took part with other adventurers in the battle against the Mobile Fortress Destroyer when it attacked. He gave the order during the battle to send the Coronatite, which was going to explode, away via teleportation. The Coronatite that was teleported exploded after appearing in the mansion of the plaintiff. The mansion of the plaintiff, Alderp, disappeared. Right now, Lord Alderp is forced to live in an inn within this town.”

As Sena was reading the charges, the plaintiff landlord was still staring at Darkness.

“When transporting monsters, drugs, and dangerous items such as explosives, the use of random teleportation is prohibited. It’s stated clearly in the law, and the instructions given out by the accused clearly contravene this law; also, threatening the life of the landlord could potentially shake the foundation of the nation. Hence, the prosecution requests for the accused to be found guilty of subversion of the state!”

“Objection!”

It happened right after Sena finished reading the charges.

Aqua who was standing beside me moved in front, raising one arm as she shouted.

“It’s not time for the defendant to speak. Seek permission before you say anything… Well, this is your first time in court, so I’ll give you a pass this time… The defense may speak.”

The judge prompts Aqua, but she simply shook her head with a look of satisfaction.

“I just wanted to try saying ‘Objection’, it’s okay.”

“The defense may only speak when defending the accused!”

This idiot, I really felt like giving her a tight slap.

Aqua, who was scolded by the judge right after the court session started, seemed contented and returned to my side.

Sena, who was thrown off her game, seemed to be panicking a little.

“… Eh, that’s all I have to say. In short, we’re asking for Satou Kazuma to be found guilty of subversion of the nation…”

After Sena finished and returned to her seat, the Judge said:

“Next, I grant permission for the accused and his defense to speak. You may plead your case!”

“– And so, the Demon King’s General Beldia and the Destroyer were only defeated thanks to my efforts. It’s strange to accuse me of subversion of the nation with my contribution to the town. In fact, I think that everyone should be complimenting me instead!”

With the permission of the judge, I stated my piece in the center of the court.

I described how cool I was in the fight with Beldia.

Emphasizing how great my coordination was in the battle with the Mobile Fortress Destroyer, the judge looked at the lie exposing magic bell several times during my statement, but I didn’t mind.

I might’ve exaggerated a little, but I didn’t make any of this up.

“Enough… Enough, I understand what the defendant is trying to say. Moving on, prosecutor. Please present the evidence showing why the accused should be found guilty of subversion of the nation.”

The judge hurried Sena to submit the evidence with an irate face. Sena gave a gesture to a knight standing beside her.

Seeing that, the knight walked towards the waiting room in the court as Sena picked up a piece of paper and read:

“The prosecution will present the evidence, proving the accused is a terrorist attempting to subvert the authority of the nation, or that he is related to the Demon King’s army. Witness, please take the stand!”

With the instruction of Sena, the knight brought the witnesses into the court. They were mostly adventurers.

Or rather–

“Ahahaha… I was summoned…”

The first witness was Chris, who was looking at me with a troubled face as she scratched the scar on her face.

Including the thief Chris, the ones summoned to court as witnesses were all familiar faces.

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Part 7

The situation was bad.

“Which means, the accused used Steal under the watchful eyes of the public to strip you of your panties. Is this true?”

“Um–it’s true! But it was an accident!”

“You just need to confirm this is true, thank you for your testimony.”

“Hmm? Wait! I’m not bothered by that incident anymore…!”

Sena concluded the questioning in a hurry and chased Chris out of the court.

The other witnesses were troublesome too…

The one who came from Japan just like me, whose magic sword was stolen and sold by me: sword-master Mitsurugi. He walked to the front with his two underlings right behind him.

“Mitsurugi-san. I heard your magic sword was stolen and sold by the accused. And the two ladies were threatened by the accused that he would steal their panties if you tried to get the magic sword back. Is this true?”

“Yes, you’re right. But that incident was started by me…”

“That’s right, he threatened us! He said, ‘I’m a man who believes in gender equality, who dares to use drop kicks against girls’!”

“Yeah! He also said, ‘Since you are girls, I might humiliate you in public using my Steal skill’!”

Mitsurugi’s two underlings kept interrupting his words, using this chance to get back at me for threatening them that time.

These two girls probably hated me deeply, sticking their tongue out whenever our eyes met.

Ugh… The gaze of the judge and everyone else was hurting me…

After Mitsurugi and the others left the court, Dust was summoned as a witness for some reason.

I didn’t remember doing anything bad to this guy.

If I recall correctly, Dust was the one who suggested swapping teams.

After Dust greeted me warmly, Sena said:

“This man is the defendant of the next court case. I think the court should be familiar with him. He’s a delinquent that causes trouble and keeps getting sued.”

“Hey, you jerk, you’re the one who asked for me when I was just waiting for my turn in court. I just got here, so stop speaking ill about me! Are you asking me to massage those big tits of yours?”

Sena’s words made the short-tempered Dust lash out.

As the Judge was frowning because of Dust’s vulgar words, Sena pointed at me and said:

“Dust-san, I heard that you’re rather close with Satou Kazuma-san here. Is this true?”

“How could there be any doubt. We’re like brothers, and drink together often.”

After hearing that, Sena turned and said to me:

“Satou Kazuma-san, are you best friends with this unruly delinquent?”

“Just an acquaintance.”

“Hey–! Kazuma!”

Dust yelled, but the bell didn’t ring under the watchful eyes of Sena and the judge.

“I… I see, pardon my rudeness. I wanted to bring up the point that your friends are delinquents, that’s why…”

“It’s fine, it’s a fact that I’m acquainted with him.”

“Kazuma–! Is our friendship so shallow–?!”

As the knight dragged the yelling delinquent out of the court, Sena turned to face the judge.

“That last witness was disappointing, but the other witnesses should suffice to prove that the accused has a flawed personality and bore a grudge against the plaintiff. Based on these facts, it’s very possible that the accused didn’t order a random teleport to be used, but instructed for a normal teleport to transfer the stone to the mansion of the plaintiff, and disguised it as an accident–”

Sena tried pinning me down with circumstantial evidence.

“That isn’t evidence at all! I admit that Kazuma has a twisted personality, but I can’t accept such a circumstantial charge! Bring out something more concrete! And this trial is too strange! Everything is too forced; don’t you find this weird?”

“The defendants are to watch their words. Only speak up when granted permission!”

“You want evidence? Very well, I’ll bring undeniable proof! They’ll show without a doubt that this man is a terrorist determined to destroy the town, or is a minion of the Demon King’s army!”

Seeing Megumin become agitated, Sena picked up a piece of paper and read it out loud.

“One! The party led by adventurer Satou Kazuma might’ve defeated the general of the Demon King’s army during the fight with Beldia, but extensive damage was done to the town due to the huge amount of water that was conjured–”

Aqua trembled.

“Two! Setting up a giant barrier in the public cemetery, causing the spirits in the cemetery to wander, creating havoc in town–”

I grabbed the hands of Aqua, who was covering her ears and facing the back, peeling them off her ears so she could hear what the prosecutor was saying, and…

“Casting an explosion spell in the area outside of town day after day, changing the landscape of the territory. Recently, it could be heard in the wee hours of the night, rousing the citizens from their sleep–”

It was Megumin’s turn to cover her ears and turn around.

My defense team was too useless!

“Hey, wait, this is too strange! It’s weird no matter how you think about it! The things you listed out have nothing to do with me! Well, they were troubles caused by the members of my team! But you should bring out evidence that has something to do with me!”

In reply to my outburst,

“And, we have reports of the accused using a skill only available to the undead, Drain Touch. If you’re not related to the Demon King’s army, please explain why you can use Drain Touch–You can’t just ignore this by covering your ears!”

Sena pointed at me, who was covering my ears like Aqua and Megumin, and shouted.

Remain silent! I want to exercise my right to remain silent!

“Finally, the most damning evidence… During the interrogation inside the police station, I asked if you had any dealings with a member of the Demon King’s army. You answered no back then, and the magic item detected a lie. That’s the best evidence!”

Oh no, oh no, oh no–!

I was out of ideas and speechless at this moment.

“– Hold it!”

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Unexpectedly, this confident voice came from Aqua.

To think this girl would hold a trump card at this juncture…!

“Aqua, tell them! Show them the decisive evidence that proves my innocence!”

“Huh? There’s no way I have something like that, I just wanted to try saying that.”

“Remove that person from court!”

“Sorry! I apologize on behalf of this counsel!”

“Ahhh… that hurts!”

I grabbed the temple of Aqua and squeezed tightly as I apologized.

Shit, this damn idiot–!

At this moment, someone seemed tired of our games.

“Enough! That guy’s related to the Demon King’s army! He’s their minion! He sent explosives to my mansion! Kill him! Sentence him to death!”

The plaintiff who had been silent all this while, landlord Alderp stood up suddenly and roared angrily at me.

Well done old man, now’s my chance!

“No, I’m not related to the Demon King’s army! I’m not a terrorist! I do bear a grudge because he made me shoulder that debt, but I didn’t send the Coronatite over on purpose! Listen carefully, look at the magic item closely! I’m going to say this again! I’m not a minion of the Demon King’s army and I have nothing to do with them!”

My words didn’t make the bell ring, rendering the landlord speechless.

Sena frowned and bit her lower lips when she saw this.

If a testimony stated in the presence of the magic item could be taken as evidence, my words that didn’t trigger an alarm would also be taken as evidence.

The words of the plaintiff landlord helped me out of this situation.

The judge shook his head slowly.

“It’s always like this when we use the magic item to detect lies, the results aren’t clear. The prosecution motioned for the reaction of the magic item to be endorsed as evidence. But from the results right now, I can’t accept it as legitimate evidence. The circumstantial evidence presented so far is too weak. And so, I hereby find the accused, Satou Kazuma, not guilty  from the lack of–”

During this decisive moment when the judge was passing his sentence.

“I’ll say this again. That guy’s affiliated with the Demon King’s army, he’s one of their minions. Sentence him to death.”

The landlord who was still standing said that.

In response, Sena said:

“No… No one was hurt for this incident. It should not lead to the death penalty…”

When she said that to the landlord, he just stared at her.

“… No, you’re right. The death sentence is the most appropriate… Right?”

– Hmm?

“Hey, hey, wait a minute! This is too weird, too weird!”

“Yeah, what was with that just now! Why did the prosecutor’s argument change?!”

While Megumin and I were protesting, Sena was reacting strangely too. She was the one who said that, but her face looked confused as she tilted her head.

Aqua suddenly pointed at the judge, Sena, and the landlord and said:

“I feel an evil presence! Someone among this group is attempting to twist the facts with evil powers!”

Aqua’s unexpected speech made the court fall into silence.

Maybe due to her idiotic words earlier, all eyes watching Aqua were doubtful.

Everyone looked towards the magic item, and the atmosphere changed when it didn’t ring.

Aqua was an arch-priest, a job with a holy nature.

This made her words more convincing, which made the expression of the judge change.

“Powers of evil… So, you are saying someone is using underhanded means to influence this sacred trial?”

“Yes, that’s correct. My eyes are more accurate than that magic item! Truthfully speaking, I’m a goddess of water with 10 million devotees in this world! Goddess Aqua!”

Ring.

Aqua’s declaration resulted in a crisp ringing sound in the silent court.

“Why–! Wait, I didn’t lie–!”

“Defendant, please choose your counsels carefully.”

“My apologies, I’ll reflect on this seriously.”

Aqua, who lost the trust of everyone, was still being noisy as Megumin consoled her. For some reason, the landlord was biting his lips, staring at Aqua with a pale face.

“I get it, it must be because I was acting too vainly. The magic item thought I was lying because of the number of devotees! 10 million is exaggerating a bit, I should had said something in the region of 9.8 million.”

Hearing Aqua mumbling behind me, I wanted to retort that her believers probably numbered less than a thousand. But I can’t do that now as the judge would give his verdict at any moment.

The judge cleared his throat.

“… Defendant Satou Kazuma. Considering your inhumane actions and your disruption of the peace and order to society…”

He started saying something that contradicted his previous verdict.

“I find the sentence motioned by the prosecutor to be adequate. The accused is found guilty and–”

Hmm?

“– Sentenced to death.”

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“This is weird–! No, hold it, wait a minute! What’s with this rushed verdict?! Bring out stronger evidence! There must be something wrong with your head to sentence someone to death so lightly!”

“Defendant! Watch your behavior!”

“Kazuma’s right, this is strange. There’s something wrong. That’s right, Kazuma did bear a grudge for having to shoulder the reparation cost of the flood, likes to complain, and hates the landlord, which might lead to trouble one day. But despite all that, he doesn’t have the guts to send the Coronatite over!”

Hey, are you defending me or getting in my way? Make it clear!

As I was wondering how to shut Aqua up, Megumin took off her eye patch and said:

“Very well, since you want to think of Kazuma as a terrorist, I’ll show you what a real terrorist is like… Hey, what are you doing! Release me!”

Seeing Megumin’s crimson eyes glowing, the guards rushed in to subdue her.

“No–! This is weird! Too weird! My clear eyes can see evil lingering in the air inside this court! Just wait for a moment, I’ll purify the air right now… Ah! I’m not using any suspicious magic, don’t get in my way!”

“Usage of spells are strictly prohibited within the courts! It might interfere with the lie detection magic device!”

“Enough, get them both out of here!”

Sena stood up, instructing the guards to take Megumin and Aqua away.

“Order! Order!… I said order in the court!”

The judge finally lost it, roaring as he threw the mallet.

The guards were dragging Megumin and Aqua away when suddenly,

“– Your Honor, please look at this.”

Darkness, who had remained quiet without saying a word, took something out from her chest.

It was a pendant that looked valuable with an insignia on it.

I didn’t know what that was, but it was something everyone in court knew about.

“Th-That’s… Y-You’re…”

The judge stood up in surprise, staring wide eyed at the pendant.

Under the stares of everyone present, Darkness said softly:

“Pardon me, could you suspend the trial for me? I don’t mean to get the prosecutor to throw the case out. I just need time to prove that this man is not a minion of the Demon King’s army, and is innocent. At the same time, I’ll ask him to compensate the landlord for the mansion.”

Sena and the judge stood stiffly as they stared at the insignia presented by Darkness.

Under such a circumstance, only the landlord managed to protest weakly.

“This… But, even if you request for this…!”

“Alderp. As the victim in all this, you could count this as me owing you a favor. If it’s within my means, I can do anything for you. I’m not asking you to withdraw the charges, I just hope you can wait a while longer.”

Hearing what Darkness said, the landlord stood where he was and gulped.

“Anything?! An… Anything…!”

“That’s right, anything.”

Hearing what Darkness said, the landlord’s eyes shone as he looked at Darkness’s body lecherously.

He then sat back into his chair.

“All right; since you’re the one requesting, I’ll grant this man more time.”

– After being granted permission to leave the courts, I asked Darkness, who was following behind me:

“What was that just now? Or rather, you know that old man Alderp?”

“… You could say that. Ever since I was young, he had an obsession towards me. Ever since his wife passed on, he asked for my hand in marriage several times. But my father rejected him due to our age difference.”

How terrifying. How persistent is he?

“Are… Are you all right? Will it be fine to promise doing anything for that kind of old man? From the way he was checking you out, he’ll probably ask for something horrible.”

“… Something, something horrible…”

“You… Return my sympathy to me…”

As I was turned off by the pervert who started blushing and breathing heavily, I went together with Darkness to fetch Aqua and Megumin who were being detained.

Part 9

– After Darkness’s negotiation, the court gave me two orders.

The first was to prove that I wasn’t a minion of the Demon King’s army.

The second was to compensate the landlord for his mansion.

To raise the funds, I brought Aqua along with me to Wiz’s shop.

I wanted to come alone, but Aqua kept following me.

“I understand what Kazuma’s thinking! You got into all this trouble because of that undead. You’re planning to rob her shop to pay off the debts, right?”

Aqua, who didn’t understand anything, said spiritedly in front of the shop.

“Get out here undead monster! I’ll send you to the other world!”

She shouted something silly as she kicked the door into Wiz’s shop open.

“Wh-What? Robbers? The mafia?… Eck–! It’s… It’s Aqua-sama!”

For some reason, Wiz was more afraid of Aqua than robbers and the mafia.

I moved into the shop and went over to Wiz, who was terrified because of Aqua and told her the verdict for the case.

“I see… First, congratulations on being released! I’m terribly sorry, Kazuma-san. It was all because I teleported that stone…”

“That’s right, if you understand then, ugh…!”

“Don’t worry about it. If Wiz wasn’t there back then, we wouldn’t have made through it unscathed. It blew the landlord’s mansion up, but no one was hurt. I just need to prove to Sena that I’m not a minion of the Demon King’s army to be cleared of any suspicion. But the next problem would be raising the funds to rebuild the landlord’s mansion.”

I didn’t know what nonsense Aqua was going to spout, so I covered her mouth and said that to Wiz; Wiz was relieved when she heard that.

“I see, you managed to buy some time. But as for money… I really want to help you, but my shop’s losing money, so I don’t have much cash on hand… I had a friend back from my days with the Demon King’s army. He was great in making money, but was an unfathomable person; I could never understand what he was thinking… It would be great if there’s anything else I can help you with…”

Wiz said with a troubled expression and started thinking behind her counter.

“No, I’m here because you can help me with something.”

“That’s right, the thing we need your help with is for you to move on from this world!”

I ignored Aqua’s nonsense and discussed with Wiz.

Simply put, with my existing debt and the lack of cash on hand, it will be difficult to raise the funds to rebuild the mansion of the landlord.

Since that’s the case, maybe I should put the plan I thought about in the past into action…

The civilization level here was more backwards than Earth. People who couldn’t use Tinder had to rely on flints.

If I start selling lighters in this world, it would certainly be a hit.

But I knew how much skill was needed to make such delicate items.

Even if I managed to make one, it would be impossible for any shop to suddenly agree to sell my wares.

That’s why I’m discussing it with Wiz to see if I could display merchandize somewhere in her store for a while.

– I explained the whole thing to Wiz.

I told her I would be making some convenient items, and asked for permission to display them in her shop.

If it sells, I would share a part of the profit with Wiz.

I told her that she might want to look at the things I made before deciding.

“It’s not easy to make a living with adventuring as a career. Hence, I must rely on doing business… And the only one I could rely on at such short notice is Wiz.”

“In other words, Kazuma’s saying that we’ll be taking over this shop, so hurry up and give us the deed… That hurts!”

I hit the back of Aqua’s head with the hilt of my dagger. I lowered my head and asked Wiz sincerely.

Even though she was afraid of Aqua who was nursing her head while rolling on the floor, Wiz still replied with a gentle smile.

“If it’s something like this, then there’s definitely no problem. I would very much like more variety with merchandize. My shop’s not that popular anyway… And if you’re making reparations for the landlord’s mansion, I’m related to it too… I don’t know what you plan to sell, but I’m looking forward to it, Kazuma-san.”

Seeing Wiz agree with a smile, I smiled along too.

If not for that thing rolling on the floor, the atmosphere would be much better.

… Suddenly, Wiz’s expression seemed a bit gloomy.

Her face was full of worries, as if she was wondering whether to tell me something.

“…? What is it? If there’s something bothering you, do tell me. I don’t plan to force this upon you, so if there’s something you’re worried about…”

Wiz waved her hands, gesturing that it was fine.

“No, I’m not worried about that! Um… It’s great for me if Kazuma-san is willing to place his merchandize in my shop. It’s unrelated to that; it’s about Aqua-sama…”

Wiz started hesitating with a troubled expression.

“…? What’s wrong with this girl? Oh… If I put my wares here, Aqua might come over from time to time and cause you trouble, huh? If you’re afraid of that girl, I’ll ask her to avoid coming here.”

Aqua might look like that, but she was a goddess after all.

As an undead, Wiz should feel uneasy in her presence.

“… No, that’s not it… It’s fine for Aqua-sama to visit… But she’ll talk to the customers when she’s here, saying that the merchandize here is made using unspeakable methods by the shop lady, and it’s better not to buy them…”

“Hey, what’s that all about?”

Hearing my low pitch question, Aqua, who was nursing her head on the floor, trembled for a moment.

“It’s… It’s fine! It’s all in the past now! The amazing thing is, things like holy water inside my shop were wildly popular with the male adventurers, so it’s fine…”

Should I say things worked out fine since it sold so well…

But was it okay for a lich to sell holy water?

Furthermore, were the adventurers in this town really fine?

“More importantly… Aqua-sama touches all the merchandize in my shop, causing all cursed and necromancy items to be purified, making many of the items unusable…”

“What were you thinking, you damn goddess!”

Seemed like she had been visiting Wiz’s shop and causing her trouble every now and then.

I dragged Aqua up and pushed her head down to apologize to Wiz.

“I’m sorry Wiz! I’ll take responsibility and compensate your damaged goods with her money! You jerk, don’t resist and apologize properly!”

“Wait Kazuma! I don’t wanna! And the water being purified after getting in contact with me is because of my holy aura, it can’t be helped! It’s just like plants photosynthesizing when the sun shines on them, it’s automatic! I really can’t control that!”

No, you shouldn’t touch the merchandize in the first place.

Aqua resisted with her neck and refused to bow down, so I bowed deeply in her place.

I’ve been forced to bow down to a lot of people because of her recently.

“Please, please, raise your head! It’s fine, it’s all in the past now! I just hope she won’t try to purify the goods from now on. I have troubled Aqua-sama a lot too, like asking her to send the lost souls in the cemetery to the other world and exorcise that mansion…!”

Wiz bowed in a hurry as she spoke.

When Aqua heard what Wiz said, the culprit that caused the spirit infestation in the mansion because of her laziness in purifying the cemetery averted her eyes.

… You should just switch jobs with Wiz.


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Konosuba Volume 2: Epilogue

Epilogue

It had been several days since the battle with the Mobile Fortress Destroyer.

The mood in the Adventurer’s Guild was surprisingly joyous today.

It was obvious why everyone was so happy.

The adventurers looked at the guild staff with expectant eyes.

“Kazuma, it feels weird for me to be the one to say this, but I must thank you for protecting this town… I’m grateful…! One day, I’ll tell you everything about myself, and the reason why I want to protect this town.”

Darkness, who was in casual clothing, smiled warmly as she said this.

Darkness and I were some distance away from the other adventurers.

I replied to Darkness:

“To be honest, you looked really cool back then.”

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Konosuba Volume 2: Chapter 5

Burning the tyrannical fortress!

TL: Skythewood

Editing: Adam, Cannongerbil, Xenthur, Boring bone


Part 1

By the time I returned to the mansion, it was full of screams and chaos.

“We need to run! As far away as possible!”

The panicking Aqua said as she ran in circles, knocking over a lot of things.

Megumin, who had already packed her bag, placed it to the side as she sipped some tea with a resigned look.

“There’s no point in panicking now. Since everything including our home will be lost, we might as well challenge the Demon King’s castle directly.”

I was planning to gear up and head to the guild, but was lost for words as I looked at the two of them.

“Hey… What’s with the two of you? The guild issued an emergency broadcast, so let’s put on our equipment and head over.”

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Konosuba Volume 2: Chapter 4

Gifting this wonderful shop with blessings!

TL: Skythewood

Editing: Adam, Cannongerbil, Xenthur, Boring bone


Part 1

We got ourselves a mansion.

Therefore, the problem of making it through winter that I was so worried about was solved.

And so, our party of four moved in immediately. Even though there were many issues, living under the same roof with members of the opposite sex still made me happy about my new life here.

“Hey, move away, I’m doing some freelance work now. If it’s cold, go back to your room and hide under your blanket.”

But on the first day of our new life, a problem immediately surfaced.

Because powerful monsters were active during the winter, aside from hiding in town, we couldn’t do anything else.

I still wanted to clear the debt soon, so I took on freelance work through the guild to do. But my hands were stiff from the cold, so it wasn’t going too smoothly.

So, I wanted to stay before the fireplace on the first floor’s living room, but Aqua decided to claim it as her own territory, hogging the couch and stubbornly resisting.

“I don’t wanna. Things like blankets become cold when you leave it. If you want me to go back into it, then heat it up in a microwave first.”

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Konosuba Volume 2: Chapter 3

Offering a helping hand to the ghost of a young girl!

TL: Skythewood

Editing: Adam, Cannongerbil, Xenthur, Boring bone


Part 1

I brought Aqua along with me to a certain place.

I left Darkness at the guild, so we could get a good quest if there was one.

Megumin went somewhere early in the morning.

She would disappear like that sometimes. I wonder where she goes?

– The balance in our party was bad.

The good points were obvious.

Aqua was excellent as an Archpriest, Darkness, the tank in our party, was tough, and didn’t really require healing magic.

Megumin’s instant damage output was higher than most other mages, and could often resolve the problem with one spell.

But the current issue was the need for reliable damage output.

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